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Jinja Kuma (He/They)
@jinjakuma.bsky.social
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Just a random He/They. Married, Gaymer, nerd, at home nudist, food motivated, slightly thotty and shy af. 🏳️‍🌈 af too. Posts may be NSFW, so be 18+ and/or of legal age please ^_^

Telegram: https://t.me/jinja_kuma
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I’ve had this for 2.5 seconds and already I would die for her 🥹 #Silksong
A screenshot of my Nintendo Switch, showing the beginning images of Hollow Knight: Silksong. The long awaited sequel to the original. This shows an image of the character Hornet (white horns/mask, with red dress) standing in a lush green setting of moss.
September 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Well….. that only took me 6 years to do. 👀. After finally beating the Final pantheon in Hollow Knight, im ready for Silksong.
A screenshot of a completion marker from the game Hollow Knight. I have finally completed the game at its full percentage, and have beaten every boss/collected all items.
August 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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There’s something just so violently American about this pizza taking up most of the surface of the stove, and each slice being as big as my head. I love it 🥹
A picture of a very large pizza. The box lid is open and the width of the box has almost taken up the whole surface of the stove top. A picture of me holding up a slice of cheese pizza. It is bigger than my head. I’m wearing a grey tank top, with a pair of glasses, and have a very puzzled look on my face.
August 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Excuse me, whilst I become insufferable from overplaying this new song from Florence + The Machine, for the unforeseeable future.
A screen shot of my phone, as I listen to the new single from Florence + The Machine titled “Everybody Scream”. The album art for the song displays Florence Welch, the lead singer, reclined in a bed in a rather sultry position.
August 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I was looking a little haggard and worse for wear. So I decided to do a little restorative work on my gay powers.
A selfie of me in my bathroom at home. I’m wearing a blue shirt, and have a disgruntled look on my face. My hair is looking ragged and coming in Friar Tuck style, and my beard is shaggy and unkempt. A second selfie of me in the bathroom. My head is fully shaved and my beard is cleaned up and trimmed.
August 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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My body said “Fuck the diet in particular today”. So I went out for donuts before work. My husband wanted apple fritters too, so I got him a giant one to last a few days.
A picture of an open box of donuts: from left to right: a cinnamon sugar twist, glazed cake, glazed chocolate cake, chocolate icing, cinnamon cake, and toasted coconut donuts. A close up picture of the cinnamon sugar twist. I’m holding it in my right hand. It is almost a foot long 🤤🤤🤤 A picture of the apple fritter with my hand resting over half of it to show size reference. This is almost the size of my head in width, and about 2-3 inches tall.
August 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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After days of rain and storms, the sun finally came out. So I had to benefit from this and bake my flesh for exactly 5 minutes, per the ginger handbook.
A selfie of me standing shirtless in my backyard. I’m wearing just a pair of olive green pants, as I look towards the sun, as it shines on my chest and face.
July 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Woke up to both pups with me in the bed this morning.

So I’m gonna chill like this for a minute, and not breathe or move so they don’t wake up.

🥹
A selfie of me sitting up in the bed, shirtless, and covered with a gray plaid comforter, while both my dogs are cuddled up with me at the foot of the bed. Our golden retriever is at my feet, and our pit (who is wearing a cone so he doesn’t chew his feet while he sleeps) is on the farther side of the bed, because he’s not super big on cuddles.
July 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Yay goth nerd!
A screenshot of an online personality test, showing that I align most with the goth/nerd archetype.
July 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Trazzy flavored cheese has been administered to help with firework anxiety, and How it’s Made playing on the tv to appease my AuDHD. Time to chill and relax ^_^
A picture of both my dogs (a golden retriever and a pit mix) lying down on a bed, watching tv to help drown out fireworks
July 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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It is only 9:45AM….. NINE… FORTY…FIVE…. And it “Feels like” 101°F/38°C outside.

HALP?
A screenshot of a weather app on my phone, showing that it is 91°F outside already (at 9:45AM, and the “feels like” temperature is 101°F
June 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Hail coffee, full of cream, caffeine is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst beverages, and blessed is the result of thy consumption, wakefulness. Holy coffee, color of mud, be there for us workers now, in the hour of our commute.
A selfie of me standing shirtless in my kitchen, holding up a coffee mug in my left hand, as I stare into the camera with a tired look on my face.
June 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Well, I had an unexpected visitor this morning before letting the doggos out 😍
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Genoa salami and pesto on a low carb “flatbread” for lunch today.

Did this satisfy my craving for pizza? Absolutely not.

Did this taste good?

Eh…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but a little bit higher in score than “eh”.

Not great, but not horrible either.
A picture of a low carb flatbread that had been popped under the broiler for lunch, topped with pesto, shredded mozz, and sliced Genoa salami.
May 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Hit a new PR tonight on distance for a swim. Finally hit the 2k mark in a 25 meter pool. My time fucking sucks, but as a former smoker, I’m just glad to hit the mark ^
🥹
A snapshot of my fitness tracker from my phone. 1 hour, 3 minutes, 2000 meters, 80 laps finished! A selfie of me standing in the locker room. I’m wearing a grey Speedo that is now dark grey because of the water from the pool. I have a smile on my face as I just hit a new personal record.
May 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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After nearly 3 weeks out, it feels good to swim again! Going to feel this in the morning for sure, but worth it ^_^

#speedo #workout #otter #FurAndTattoos
A selfie of me standing in the locker room of the gym I go to. The camera is angled over head showing my full body. I’m wearing only a black Speedo, so my tattoos are exposed. The lockers have a tan color front, and there is grey carpet beneath me. A screenshot of my fitness tracker. I swam 72 lengths (1800 meters) in a 25 meter pool, so a little over a mile. Total calories burned 838, and time set at 58 minutes, with an average of 3 minutes and 14 seconds per 100 meters.
May 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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You know…. For a sugar free / high protein chocolate pudding parfait…. This wasn’t half bad. As someone with Type 2 Diabetes, even something like this is to be enjoyed sparingly, but it always hits the spot when I want one ^_^
A picture of a small glass that has layers of sugar free chocolate pudding, cool whip, and ground up graham cracker. The layers are chocolate pudding at the bottom, then cool whip, then graham cracker, and then repeated again till it reaches the top of the glass.
May 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Super green.
A screenshot of my Nintendo switch, as I play Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Link is staring at a rod that is on the ground. It has been affixed with a ruby, and the text box above says “Ruby Rod”. Which to me felt like a pun on the character Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element.
May 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I did cardio, plz clap.

1 hour cycle tonight, for about 13 miles, and my thighs wanna die 😭. But at least the leggings are making this pancake bootie pop a little bit
A selfie of me with a sour look on my face as I workout on an indoor cycle machine at my gym. I’m wearing a green tank top and grey leggings. A quick and shameless pic of me in my leggings but to where it’s slightly showing my butt for Humpday.
May 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Dear young ghey closeted Mormon version of me: you weren’t fooling anyone.

Sincerely,
your future self.

Now listen to Karen Walker, and live by those words.

#exmo #exmormon #queer
April 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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If you’ll excuse me, #SleepToken told me that I need to cry, and then have a lie down for a bit 😭
A screenshot of my music player on my phone showing the album art for Even In Arcadia by Sleep Token. The song playing is Damocles, a new single that was released today. The image shows various flowering trees in multiple shades and hues of red. A meme of Lisa Simpson with tears pouring from her eyes.
April 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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We’re trying to work on the whole… “retriever” part, of being a golden retriever. He’s still learning though 🙃
#Dog #GoldenRetriever #Puppy #Frisbee #TrainingWoes
April 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I’d like to thank La Roux (Ft: Skrillex) for getting me through the last 4 minutes of my cycle session at the gym tonight. Now if you’ll excuse me… I’m gonna go rub my legs and cry in the corner of the steam sauna 🤣
A selfie of me standing in the gym locker room. I’m wearing a pair of grey sneakers and black leggings with white trim, and a grey sleeveless top. A screenshot of the cycle readout after the workout. 13.04 miles 411 calories burned, 1 hour 2 minutes, average RPM = 69 A snapshot of the last song I listened too while working out, In For The Kill. By La Roux (Skrillex remix) An overhead shot of me sitting on the stationary cycle at the end of my workout. I have the camera at an overhead angle to show my legs, and torso as I have an accomplished look on my face after the workout.
April 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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If you see this, quotepost with your SexValues results (sexvalues.github.io)
An internet poll/test to show your sexual attractions. There are 5 value ranges. The 1sr value range is attraction: 61% Masculine to 39% feminine The 2nd value range is sex drive: 100% hypersexual The 3rd value range is dominance: 67% dom 33% sub The 4th value range is deviance: 50/50 deviant vs pure The 5th value range is affection: 81% hedonism to 19% affection.
April 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM