Jinja Kuma (He/They)
@jinjakuma.bsky.social
Just a random He/They. Married, Gaymer, nerd, at home nudist, food motivated, slightly thotty and shy af. 🏳️🌈 af too. Posts may be NSFW, so be 18+ and/or of legal age please ^_^
Telegram: https://t.me/jinja_kuma
Telegram: https://t.me/jinja_kuma
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Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
Well….. that only took me 6 years to do. 👀. After finally beating the Final pantheon in Hollow Knight, im ready for Silksong.
August 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Well….. that only took me 6 years to do. 👀. After finally beating the Final pantheon in Hollow Knight, im ready for Silksong.
Any ill begotten concept or notion of me obtaining a nose ring of any kind has now been made irrelevant, as I have developed an internal nostril pimple, and it is making me go CRAZY!! Plz pray for my soul and sanity at this time. You may carry on about your day now.
August 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Any ill begotten concept or notion of me obtaining a nose ring of any kind has now been made irrelevant, as I have developed an internal nostril pimple, and it is making me go CRAZY!! Plz pray for my soul and sanity at this time. You may carry on about your day now.
There’s something just so violently American about this pizza taking up most of the surface of the stove, and each slice being as big as my head. I love it 🥹
August 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
There’s something just so violently American about this pizza taking up most of the surface of the stove, and each slice being as big as my head. I love it 🥹
Excuse me, whilst I become insufferable from overplaying this new song from Florence + The Machine, for the unforeseeable future.
August 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Excuse me, whilst I become insufferable from overplaying this new song from Florence + The Machine, for the unforeseeable future.
I was looking a little haggard and worse for wear. So I decided to do a little restorative work on my gay powers.
August 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I was looking a little haggard and worse for wear. So I decided to do a little restorative work on my gay powers.
My body said “Fuck the diet in particular today”. So I went out for donuts before work. My husband wanted apple fritters too, so I got him a giant one to last a few days.
August 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My body said “Fuck the diet in particular today”. So I went out for donuts before work. My husband wanted apple fritters too, so I got him a giant one to last a few days.
After days of rain and storms, the sun finally came out. So I had to benefit from this and bake my flesh for exactly 5 minutes, per the ginger handbook.
July 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
After days of rain and storms, the sun finally came out. So I had to benefit from this and bake my flesh for exactly 5 minutes, per the ginger handbook.
Woke up to both pups with me in the bed this morning.
So I’m gonna chill like this for a minute, and not breathe or move so they don’t wake up.
🥹
So I’m gonna chill like this for a minute, and not breathe or move so they don’t wake up.
🥹
July 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Woke up to both pups with me in the bed this morning.
So I’m gonna chill like this for a minute, and not breathe or move so they don’t wake up.
🥹
So I’m gonna chill like this for a minute, and not breathe or move so they don’t wake up.
🥹
Trazzy flavored cheese has been administered to help with firework anxiety, and How it’s Made playing on the tv to appease my AuDHD. Time to chill and relax ^_^
July 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Trazzy flavored cheese has been administered to help with firework anxiety, and How it’s Made playing on the tv to appease my AuDHD. Time to chill and relax ^_^
It is only 9:45AM….. NINE… FORTY…FIVE…. And it “Feels like” 101°F/38°C outside.
HALP?
HALP?
June 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It is only 9:45AM….. NINE… FORTY…FIVE…. And it “Feels like” 101°F/38°C outside.
HALP?
HALP?
I don’t mean to toot my own horn here… but I was able to desensitize my extremely fearful pittie to where he would allow me access to trim 1/10th of a single nail 😌
I may have had to feed him 22 training treats and a spoon of peanut butter in the process… but… progress!!!! 🥳
I may have had to feed him 22 training treats and a spoon of peanut butter in the process… but… progress!!!! 🥳
June 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I don’t mean to toot my own horn here… but I was able to desensitize my extremely fearful pittie to where he would allow me access to trim 1/10th of a single nail 😌
I may have had to feed him 22 training treats and a spoon of peanut butter in the process… but… progress!!!! 🥳
I may have had to feed him 22 training treats and a spoon of peanut butter in the process… but… progress!!!! 🥳
Hail coffee, full of cream, caffeine is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst beverages, and blessed is the result of thy consumption, wakefulness. Holy coffee, color of mud, be there for us workers now, in the hour of our commute.
June 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Hail coffee, full of cream, caffeine is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst beverages, and blessed is the result of thy consumption, wakefulness. Holy coffee, color of mud, be there for us workers now, in the hour of our commute.
Me, in my BlueSky bubble.
June 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me, in my BlueSky bubble.
Well, I had an unexpected visitor this morning before letting the doggos out 😍
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Well, I had an unexpected visitor this morning before letting the doggos out 😍
Happy pride month to my friends and everyone in the alphabet mafia/queer community ^_^
And… uhhh…. happy kia truck month? Or whatever the equivalent is for straight people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And… uhhh…. happy kia truck month? Or whatever the equivalent is for straight people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
June 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Happy pride month to my friends and everyone in the alphabet mafia/queer community ^_^
And… uhhh…. happy kia truck month? Or whatever the equivalent is for straight people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And… uhhh…. happy kia truck month? Or whatever the equivalent is for straight people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Without saying Heroes, fav David Bowie song.
As the World Falls Down:
As the World Falls Down:
May 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Without saying Heroes, fav David Bowie song.
As the World Falls Down:
As the World Falls Down:
Genoa salami and pesto on a low carb “flatbread” for lunch today.
Did this satisfy my craving for pizza? Absolutely not.
Did this taste good?
Eh…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but a little bit higher in score than “eh”.
Not great, but not horrible either.
Did this satisfy my craving for pizza? Absolutely not.
Did this taste good?
Eh…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but a little bit higher in score than “eh”.
Not great, but not horrible either.
May 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Genoa salami and pesto on a low carb “flatbread” for lunch today.
Did this satisfy my craving for pizza? Absolutely not.
Did this taste good?
Eh…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but a little bit higher in score than “eh”.
Not great, but not horrible either.
Did this satisfy my craving for pizza? Absolutely not.
Did this taste good?
Eh…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but a little bit higher in score than “eh”.
Not great, but not horrible either.
Hit a new PR tonight on distance for a swim. Finally hit the 2k mark in a 25 meter pool. My time fucking sucks, but as a former smoker, I’m just glad to hit the mark ^
🥹
🥹
May 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hit a new PR tonight on distance for a swim. Finally hit the 2k mark in a 25 meter pool. My time fucking sucks, but as a former smoker, I’m just glad to hit the mark ^
🥹
🥹
After nearly 3 weeks out, it feels good to swim again! Going to feel this in the morning for sure, but worth it ^_^
#speedo #workout #otter #FurAndTattoos
#speedo #workout #otter #FurAndTattoos
May 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
After nearly 3 weeks out, it feels good to swim again! Going to feel this in the morning for sure, but worth it ^_^
#speedo #workout #otter #FurAndTattoos
#speedo #workout #otter #FurAndTattoos
Sleep Token and VNV Nation releasing new albums on the same day? Excuse me while I become insufferable for a bit and listen to only these two albums on repeat for approximately two weeks.
May 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sleep Token and VNV Nation releasing new albums on the same day? Excuse me while I become insufferable for a bit and listen to only these two albums on repeat for approximately two weeks.
You know…. For a sugar free / high protein chocolate pudding parfait…. This wasn’t half bad. As someone with Type 2 Diabetes, even something like this is to be enjoyed sparingly, but it always hits the spot when I want one ^_^
May 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You know…. For a sugar free / high protein chocolate pudding parfait…. This wasn’t half bad. As someone with Type 2 Diabetes, even something like this is to be enjoyed sparingly, but it always hits the spot when I want one ^_^
