Aaron Parrish
jimsox5.bsky.social
Aaron Parrish
@jimsox5.bsky.social
Is a real boy.
Hard to do when the guy handing out the pardons orders your death.
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm hoping (for lack of a better word) it will mostly die off over the rest of this decade. None of the younger potential torch-bearers seem to have anything like Trump's brand of charisma.
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There are *a lot* of problems with the American diet and lifestyle. And somehow you managed to completely miss all of them.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's made watching sports borderline unbearable with certain parts of the family.
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I came in a bit late with Christmas prep. I tuned in right as Hawaii kicked the extra point and then stayed tuned to the end. Does that count as a pass?
December 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I do agree with Klatt on this one, but it's not exactly going out on a limb with that one.
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Shit. Are they spying on me?
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I wondered if that would happen, because that mistake is not new. But, because I thought they might learn from that mistake, I decided there was no way.

I think the flaw in my logic is glaring in hindsight.
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If that's the way it is, then they need to split off into yet another division.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's almost like very few people share the values Miller calls "shared values."
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mr. Met, I guess.
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'd love to be wrong, but I'm not sure it matters with a grandpa who just came off the couch after five years.
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So "illegals" are worth roughly twice as much as an American soldier? That's ... interesting.
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That's fine by me!

I'm sure the NFL was just waiting on my validation.
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The NFL has to do something. You can't have athletes attacking fans. I get it. But you would have to come up with some very strong evidence to convince me the fan did not deserve it.
December 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Like, I get you can't have players going at fans and the NFL has to do something. I get it. But I also believe, with every fiber of my being, that fan deserved it.
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Also, Jake Paul should not be allowed to wear that beard into a fight, but I know that ship sailed a long time ago now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Yeah, he decided it was time to go home. I'm shocked they didn't end it in the second official knockdown.
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ref probably doing about the best he can with it, but that last one should have been called a knockdown.
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Well, now Paul is just rolling around the ring. I don't know what you do with this as a ref. This is embarrassing.
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM