Aaron Parrish
jimsox5.bsky.social
Aaron Parrish
@jimsox5.bsky.social
Is a real boy.
I saw Pigeon liked this post, and I am just crestfallen it wasn't this Pigeon.
February 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
You gotta admit, this is one hell of a picture.
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Wait just a damn minute. I was assured the NCAA wouldn't approve this sort of thing any more, so Purdue would never break these out again.

I'm hoping for a March surprise now, Boilers.
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Hey guys. I have an idea of where to look. It's not too far, right there in DC, right in town for you. Pennsylvania Avenue. 1600 block. I think you can take it from there.
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
The only Little Mexico I recognize.
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Gee, what gave you that crazy idea?
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 AM
It's true. No checkmark for God.
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 AM
This tweet is a half decade old, and it has really stuck with me ever since.
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
We can't even do international war crimes with it devolving into gambling fraud.
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I went to the Wabash game tonight, so I've been bending over backwards not to have the Purdue game spoiled for me. Then my phone just pops this up for me while we wait in the Taco Bell line. Thanks, Google.
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
And pull it out of their asses they did!
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This.
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The last time Wabash lost to Oberlin, they were so embarrassed they wouldn't lose again until the final four.
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
From 6 years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Had to get a fresh cut to go with my new accessory.
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Two separate boxes for me tonight.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
For comparison, this is the Wally of my era.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just got around to looking at Bell pictures. And what the hell did they do to my boy? When did Wally become @sickoscommittee.org material?
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It just occurred to me there are probably not very many people here who know what I'm talking about. So...
October 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Gotta have Lofi Girl to do Kindergarten homework.
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Finally got the right connection to get my PS2 to play PS1 games on the new TV. And, conveniently, Legend of Dragoon was already in there waiting for me. I was going to do Lunar: SSSC first, but this works just fine.
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You mean this man is destined to be bald? I feel were being robbed of some pretty luxurious locks on the sidelines.
September 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The US prison system is egregious on so many levels, but this is too absurd to even be a lie. The truth is bad enough, you don't need an insane decimal shift.
July 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
June 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM