jims
@jims.bsky.social
i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us
@ajoff.bsky.social sorry for the good quality
October 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
@ajoff.bsky.social sorry for the good quality
none of you will see the kingdom of heaven
September 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
none of you will see the kingdom of heaven
our interview continued; "a salad can be a man," she mutters, barely above a whisper. "a salad can be two men. two lithe twinks kissing in a bathtub, maybe with a light lemon vinaigrette..." she trailed off, lapsing into a contemplative silence
August 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
our interview continued; "a salad can be a man," she mutters, barely above a whisper. "a salad can be two men. two lithe twinks kissing in a bathtub, maybe with a light lemon vinaigrette..." she trailed off, lapsing into a contemplative silence
oh god oh fuck i'm in so much trouble
July 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
oh god oh fuck i'm in so much trouble
a cid on this log and a have a big supper
June 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a cid on this log and a have a big supper
1: probably a ronin
2: swollen father
3: unusual proclivity for licking the stained pigment out of cathedral glass
4: a genuine and heartfelt need for human connection
5: six confirmed kills (before tax)
6, 7, 8: can't hoop
2: swollen father
3: unusual proclivity for licking the stained pigment out of cathedral glass
4: a genuine and heartfelt need for human connection
5: six confirmed kills (before tax)
6, 7, 8: can't hoop
May 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
1: probably a ronin
2: swollen father
3: unusual proclivity for licking the stained pigment out of cathedral glass
4: a genuine and heartfelt need for human connection
5: six confirmed kills (before tax)
6, 7, 8: can't hoop
2: swollen father
3: unusual proclivity for licking the stained pigment out of cathedral glass
4: a genuine and heartfelt need for human connection
5: six confirmed kills (before tax)
6, 7, 8: can't hoop
"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
dramatic new orbital surveillance footage has been declassified; confirmation that on the crab moon it is, indeed, lunch time
April 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
dramatic new orbital surveillance footage has been declassified; confirmation that on the crab moon it is, indeed, lunch time
ouggh i yhink i hauve covid
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ouggh i yhink i hauve covid
