I'm really looking forward to seeing how the Cult of Krasnov tries to spin Signalgate.

It was ironically amusing that Lindsay Graham spent most of a morning showering praise on Ukraine and its plucky leader, only to find out that Fearless Leader had decided that we have always been at war with Ukraine.

The Ministry of Truth is pleased.

This phrase also doubles up as the way to introduce Lionel Richie to a Geordie.

(Not sure this gag will travel, tbh. I apologise in advance)