With the FIFA World Cup in 2026 rapidly approaching, involving 48 countries in 12 groups, the BBC starts auditions for presenters who can explain the new tournament format.

Sean Dyche. A bit harsh.

47 years ago, aged 14, I walked in here and asked for 'a pint of beer'. The start of a lifelong appreciation of pubs. Rather weird to be back today. Many years since last visit.

Xmas day afternoon feeling.

I remember watching Tomorrow's World as a kid in the 70's, but I don't remember a prediction of the complete collapse of all essential UK infrastructure. I mean, a flying car would be cool but I'll settle for a train.

I've just donated a tenner to the museum guard's strike fund. They're only asking for £16 an hour and sick pay from day one. Very reasonable! Find out more:
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/support-mu...

I'd like to report a robbery.

If the Lib Dems want to pick up votes from both sides they should send Ed Davey out with a steak sandwich.

Neighbourhood Watch.

If you're ever stuck trying to find Sheffield Hallam University this finger post sign will be of great help.

Can you all stop posting things that are interesting, links to articles I want to read, educational stuff that makes me think. I only follow 57 people and it's taking me hours to get through my feed.

Me, on an already packed Northern Rail service, preparing for the influx of passengers at Meadowhall.

Some positive economic news in these difficult times. The cat grew 2.8% in the last quarter, against a target of 1.6%. Forecast growth for critical Christmas period upgraded to an impressive 4.5%.

I had a very nice day today and most people I met were very pleasant. Even Northern Rail turned up on time. Am I allowed to say that on social media?