Jim Pettipher
@jimpettipher.bsky.social
This too shall pass.
The timeline cleanse you did not know that you needed. Hong Kong zoo moves its pandas… in wheelie bins.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The timeline cleanse you did not know that you needed. Hong Kong zoo moves its pandas… in wheelie bins.
To be honest, we’ve been quite disappointed in Mayor Khan’s Sharia Law in London. Trump told us it happened. We asked the bar staff at The Eagle Pub on London’s City Road. Nothing. It’s almost like Trump et al are talking utter bolleaux. 🤷🏻♂️
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
To be honest, we’ve been quite disappointed in Mayor Khan’s Sharia Law in London. Trump told us it happened. We asked the bar staff at The Eagle Pub on London’s City Road. Nothing. It’s almost like Trump et al are talking utter bolleaux. 🤷🏻♂️
OK, I understand what the police are trying to do here, but if there is no need to mention eye colour, or hair colour, why is there a need to mention the colour of someone’s skin? Drives me up the wall.
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
OK, I understand what the police are trying to do here, but if there is no need to mention eye colour, or hair colour, why is there a need to mention the colour of someone’s skin? Drives me up the wall.
Interesting. That’s just less than £60K, which in the UK we would pay about 19% income tax + £3,211 (c.5%) annual “national insurance” towards the National Health Service, which is free at the point of use. eg I’m 61 & pay zero per prescription. Below 60 it costs £9 a prescription.
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Interesting. That’s just less than £60K, which in the UK we would pay about 19% income tax + £3,211 (c.5%) annual “national insurance” towards the National Health Service, which is free at the point of use. eg I’m 61 & pay zero per prescription. Below 60 it costs £9 a prescription.
OK. Here’s the thing. Irrespective of their personal politics (no idea from the video) these people are all roughly my generation. If the UK is so bad now, whose fault is that? The young? I don’t think so. 🙄🤬🤯
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
OK. Here’s the thing. Irrespective of their personal politics (no idea from the video) these people are all roughly my generation. If the UK is so bad now, whose fault is that? The young? I don’t think so. 🙄🤬🤯
And then - America - Jesus said…
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
And then - America - Jesus said…
Labelling anything good for its people that any govt does as “socialist” is the American rich right’s biggest flex. It’s only “socialist” if it’s “the means of production”, and Trump is the only President in US history to start to do that (see Intel etc).
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Labelling anything good for its people that any govt does as “socialist” is the American rich right’s biggest flex. It’s only “socialist” if it’s “the means of production”, and Trump is the only President in US history to start to do that (see Intel etc).
Next time you wonder “exactly how stupid?” and / or “exactly how much has Putin got on Trump?”, remember this.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Next time you wonder “exactly how stupid?” and / or “exactly how much has Putin got on Trump?”, remember this.
Ah but that feels good. 😎
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ah but that feels good. 😎
This #WhiteHouse …
“The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace.”
No words of congratulations for the winner.
Absolutely. Zero. Class.
“The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace.”
No words of congratulations for the winner.
Absolutely. Zero. Class.
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This #WhiteHouse …
“The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace.”
No words of congratulations for the winner.
Absolutely. Zero. Class.
“The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace.”
No words of congratulations for the winner.
Absolutely. Zero. Class.
Fact: the addition of Harissa paste almost universally improves everything. That is all. I shall not be taking questions.
October 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fact: the addition of Harissa paste almost universally improves everything. That is all. I shall not be taking questions.
It really is. Incidentally I - like Jenrick - live in a Herefordshire village. The entire County is 96% white. Since Jenrick doesn’t want to live in a monoculture, maybe we could have some asylum seekers move in to Eye?
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It really is. Incidentally I - like Jenrick - live in a Herefordshire village. The entire County is 96% white. Since Jenrick doesn’t want to live in a monoculture, maybe we could have some asylum seekers move in to Eye?
Like Jenrick, I too live in a Herefordshire village. The entire county is 96.2% white, 91%
“White British”. You can bet your bottom dollar the 3.8% of other ethnic origin do not live in his tiny, rural village… if he wants a “mixed community” maybe we should move some asylum seekers there?
“White British”. You can bet your bottom dollar the 3.8% of other ethnic origin do not live in his tiny, rural village… if he wants a “mixed community” maybe we should move some asylum seekers there?
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Like Jenrick, I too live in a Herefordshire village. The entire county is 96.2% white, 91%
“White British”. You can bet your bottom dollar the 3.8% of other ethnic origin do not live in his tiny, rural village… if he wants a “mixed community” maybe we should move some asylum seekers there?
“White British”. You can bet your bottom dollar the 3.8% of other ethnic origin do not live in his tiny, rural village… if he wants a “mixed community” maybe we should move some asylum seekers there?
Multi tasking. Ryder Cup AND inventing birthday cocktail for The Princess. Gin, ginger shot, OJ & tonic. I suggested the “Gin-ger-range”. She has gone for the “Ginger Minge”. 🤦🏻♂️
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Multi tasking. Ryder Cup AND inventing birthday cocktail for The Princess. Gin, ginger shot, OJ & tonic. I suggested the “Gin-ger-range”. She has gone for the “Ginger Minge”. 🤦🏻♂️
Taxi-ing across London this morning and I’m not sure if I’m most disappointed by my failure to rapture or the impact of Sadiq’s sharia laws.
September 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Taxi-ing across London this morning and I’m not sure if I’m most disappointed by my failure to rapture or the impact of Sadiq’s sharia laws.
Sally breaking the news to the Three Lions in Shoreditch, via #Trump at the UN this afternoon, that apparently the Mayor of London @london.gov.uk has declared Sharia Law. Oh they’re laughing now… (#America , have a serious word with yourself.)
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sally breaking the news to the Three Lions in Shoreditch, via #Trump at the UN this afternoon, that apparently the Mayor of London @london.gov.uk has declared Sharia Law. Oh they’re laughing now… (#America , have a serious word with yourself.)
Surely we can all agree that no punishment can be too harsh for purveyors of pain au raisin without custard?
September 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Surely we can all agree that no punishment can be too harsh for purveyors of pain au raisin without custard?
His latest text. He was a Director for an international construction company. 🤦🏻♂️
September 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
His latest text. He was a Director for an international construction company. 🤦🏻♂️
Next level annoying brother behaviour unlocked.
September 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Next level annoying brother behaviour unlocked.
You’d enjoy cricket.
September 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You’d enjoy cricket.
Of the many current American embarrassments, their President being Putin’s patsy must be right up there.
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Of the many current American embarrassments, their President being Putin’s patsy must be right up there.
