Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

sorry i cant make it to your birthday party im busy telling a sitting senator to gargle my balls on the internet

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

Fuck yeah, Lammas bread 🍞

no one: you can't crochet your problems away
me: hold my beer

ain't that a mood