jimmythickness.bsky.social
@jimmythickness.bsky.social
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Elons Nazi salute is turning into that viral white and gold dress, except one answer makes you a fucking prick
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When you get a new phone :) and its your own fault :) that you completely misjudged the size of it :) and end up with a phone far smaller than your previous phone :)
January 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Limmy's Alternative Christmas Message
December 25, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Teenage me would be absolutely distraught at how happy late 30s me is with my new kettle
December 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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ah, fuck
December 13, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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News is scrambling to find a narrative which is anything other than “he was radicalised by the normalised evil of profit driven health insurance ”
December 10, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Just a girl and her dinosaur
December 8, 2024 at 8:53 AM
The solution to fixing the healthcare system by shooting it is the most American solution there is 🫡
December 5, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Dentist: oh hey you still actually have one of your baby teeth!

Me: oh wow that's weird, no one has picked up on that before!

Dentist: And it has to come out 😈

😭 How to not still have a crippling fear of dentistry in your 30s??
December 5, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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I’m starting to view Bluesky as the first old people social media app. Something new, catered to the needs of aging geriatric millennials who grew up with social media but now we need something that suits our pace and interests.
November 26, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Ok, so now what?
November 4, 2024 at 5:35 AM