Jimmy Lawler
@jimmylawler.bsky.social
Not much to tell; almost 7 years sober, former performing musician-singer who currently can’t do either, 27 year CRPS sufferer/endurer -generally happy.
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It’s sad to realize how much of Andrew Cuomo’s career was just riding the coattails of his famous father.
by Meghan McCain
by Meghan McCain
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s sad to realize how much of Andrew Cuomo’s career was just riding the coattails of his famous father.
by Meghan McCain
by Meghan McCain
There were some fireworks, some bombastic, hateful speeches, and in between they did some mourning (a variation of Jimmy Kimmel’s joke). I expect to hear from the FCC (or Jimmy’s lawyers) any minute.
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
There were some fireworks, some bombastic, hateful speeches, and in between they did some mourning (a variation of Jimmy Kimmel’s joke). I expect to hear from the FCC (or Jimmy’s lawyers) any minute.
Someone asked me (mistaking me for a NYC native) what the first thing most visitors say is. I thought back to my first visit and replied, “I just saw a rat”
I love that city but I’m not a native.
I love that city but I’m not a native.
August 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Someone asked me (mistaking me for a NYC native) what the first thing most visitors say is. I thought back to my first visit and replied, “I just saw a rat”
I love that city but I’m not a native.
I love that city but I’m not a native.
Of all the threats, this one is particularly egregious. If any American wishes to call a President (any President, of any party) out for things they disagree with, or they simply don’t like them, they shouldn’t have their rights or citizenship threatened. It is un American.
July 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Of all the threats, this one is particularly egregious. If any American wishes to call a President (any President, of any party) out for things they disagree with, or they simply don’t like them, they shouldn’t have their rights or citizenship threatened. It is un American.
I don’t blame people who had dumb ideas about “communist govt money” and Biden being evil for the flood. I blame The usual suspects: Fox, Ted Cruz, Dan Patrick, the GOP Texas congressional delegation & Ronald Reagan for brainwashing generations. . There are times, fucknuts, when you trust the govt.
July 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I don’t blame people who had dumb ideas about “communist govt money” and Biden being evil for the flood. I blame The usual suspects: Fox, Ted Cruz, Dan Patrick, the GOP Texas congressional delegation & Ronald Reagan for brainwashing generations. . There are times, fucknuts, when you trust the govt.
There has never been a time in the history of this country where tax breaks to the wealthy and to corporations have ever found their way back into the economy. Rich people keep their money- that’s how they got rich.
July 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
There has never been a time in the history of this country where tax breaks to the wealthy and to corporations have ever found their way back into the economy. Rich people keep their money- that’s how they got rich.
It is consistently devastating when I discover that an old friend is MAGA.
Today, I discovered that an old friend, teammate, classmate, fellow sports fan, is not only MAGA, but militantly so.
It breaks your heart when someone with whom you hold so much history can fall prey to such bullshit.
Today, I discovered that an old friend, teammate, classmate, fellow sports fan, is not only MAGA, but militantly so.
It breaks your heart when someone with whom you hold so much history can fall prey to such bullshit.
July 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It is consistently devastating when I discover that an old friend is MAGA.
Today, I discovered that an old friend, teammate, classmate, fellow sports fan, is not only MAGA, but militantly so.
It breaks your heart when someone with whom you hold so much history can fall prey to such bullshit.
Today, I discovered that an old friend, teammate, classmate, fellow sports fan, is not only MAGA, but militantly so.
It breaks your heart when someone with whom you hold so much history can fall prey to such bullshit.
Trump says he may deport Elon.
I want to separate those ideas out and say a federal official shouldn’t be able to simply deport somebody by whim, but I’ve been calling for Elon’s deportation for years.
The truth is, the world would be safer with both men behind American prison bars.
I want to separate those ideas out and say a federal official shouldn’t be able to simply deport somebody by whim, but I’ve been calling for Elon’s deportation for years.
The truth is, the world would be safer with both men behind American prison bars.
July 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Trump says he may deport Elon.
I want to separate those ideas out and say a federal official shouldn’t be able to simply deport somebody by whim, but I’ve been calling for Elon’s deportation for years.
The truth is, the world would be safer with both men behind American prison bars.
I want to separate those ideas out and say a federal official shouldn’t be able to simply deport somebody by whim, but I’ve been calling for Elon’s deportation for years.
The truth is, the world would be safer with both men behind American prison bars.
I’m really bad at golf—
But I wanna play!
But I wanna play!
June 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m really bad at golf—
But I wanna play!
But I wanna play!
Mike Lee is morally bankrupt, soulless, interested only in destruction and achieving notoriety and cares nothing for the collateral damage.
People like this everywhere else are called political terrorists; why isn’t he?
He must resign or be expelled.
People like this everywhere else are called political terrorists; why isn’t he?
He must resign or be expelled.
June 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Mike Lee is morally bankrupt, soulless, interested only in destruction and achieving notoriety and cares nothing for the collateral damage.
People like this everywhere else are called political terrorists; why isn’t he?
He must resign or be expelled.
People like this everywhere else are called political terrorists; why isn’t he?
He must resign or be expelled.
I’m not the first one to bring this up, but I’ll gladly take it up for the historically slow/racist kids in the back of the auditorium: Let’s just say ICE is successful & deports every last person you think needs deportation, what do you think they’ll do after that?
June 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m not the first one to bring this up, but I’ll gladly take it up for the historically slow/racist kids in the back of the auditorium: Let’s just say ICE is successful & deports every last person you think needs deportation, what do you think they’ll do after that?
I’ve been reluctant to give out advice, but when protesting on NO King’s day, stay away from this guy’s house.
a man dressed as a king is covering his mouth with his hand while smoking a cigarette .
ALT: a man dressed as a king is covering his mouth with his hand while smoking a cigarette .
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’ve been reluctant to give out advice, but when protesting on NO King’s day, stay away from this guy’s house.
I was noodling on my guitar today, reflecting on the magnitude of the loss of Sly Stone.
I stumbled through the intros to “I wanna Take You Higher,” “If You Want Me to Stay,” & “Thank You…” and thought, “what a genius.”
Then I come back online and Brian Wilson had died. FUUCK! RIP
I stumbled through the intros to “I wanna Take You Higher,” “If You Want Me to Stay,” & “Thank You…” and thought, “what a genius.”
Then I come back online and Brian Wilson had died. FUUCK! RIP
June 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I was noodling on my guitar today, reflecting on the magnitude of the loss of Sly Stone.
I stumbled through the intros to “I wanna Take You Higher,” “If You Want Me to Stay,” & “Thank You…” and thought, “what a genius.”
Then I come back online and Brian Wilson had died. FUUCK! RIP
I stumbled through the intros to “I wanna Take You Higher,” “If You Want Me to Stay,” & “Thank You…” and thought, “what a genius.”
Then I come back online and Brian Wilson had died. FUUCK! RIP
What happened today? Two oligarchic knobs mean tweeted at each other. The US President implied to the visiting German leader that D-Day was “a bad day for…” them.
The dope in charge of trade for the US implied that bananas would be cheaper if we “built” them here.
What a dumb f*cking day.
The dope in charge of trade for the US implied that bananas would be cheaper if we “built” them here.
What a dumb f*cking day.
June 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What happened today? Two oligarchic knobs mean tweeted at each other. The US President implied to the visiting German leader that D-Day was “a bad day for…” them.
The dope in charge of trade for the US implied that bananas would be cheaper if we “built” them here.
What a dumb f*cking day.
The dope in charge of trade for the US implied that bananas would be cheaper if we “built” them here.
What a dumb f*cking day.
There are two things you need to remember about GOP politics: TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT #TACO and #wereallgoingtodie
Sums it all up.
Sums it all up.
May 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There are two things you need to remember about GOP politics: TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT #TACO and #wereallgoingtodie
Sums it all up.
Sums it all up.
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Even *if* you accept Stephen Miller’s (textually, historically, and morally indefensible) claim that undocumented immigrants are not entitled to due process, you’d *still* need due process to ensure that the individuals at issue are, in fact, undocumented.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
May 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Even *if* you accept Stephen Miller’s (textually, historically, and morally indefensible) claim that undocumented immigrants are not entitled to due process, you’d *still* need due process to ensure that the individuals at issue are, in fact, undocumented.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
I wonder if I were President, and took an oath about “preserving and protecting” the constitution, I would know the answer to a question about the constitution. My guess, yes.
May 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I wonder if I were President, and took an oath about “preserving and protecting” the constitution, I would know the answer to a question about the constitution. My guess, yes.
I’ve recently been reading extensively about the correlation of voting for objectionable, MAGA candidates who prostrate themselves before a dictator instead of the constitution and how extensive steroid use shrinks your genitalia. It’s One to One. Thank you.
April 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve recently been reading extensively about the correlation of voting for objectionable, MAGA candidates who prostrate themselves before a dictator instead of the constitution and how extensive steroid use shrinks your genitalia. It’s One to One. Thank you.
April Snow is a pain in the ass but it’s also, likely someone’s stage name.
April 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
April Snow is a pain in the ass but it’s also, likely someone’s stage name.
Macdonald & Heard Islands residents taking this trade war seriously.
April 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Macdonald & Heard Islands residents taking this trade war seriously.
The government isn’t supposed to troll its citizens.
Trump referring to himself as “King” may be protected speech, but it is NOT a protected idea from impeachment. Just add it to the list - DEMOCRATS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
Trump referring to himself as “King” may be protected speech, but it is NOT a protected idea from impeachment. Just add it to the list - DEMOCRATS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
February 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The government isn’t supposed to troll its citizens.
Trump referring to himself as “King” may be protected speech, but it is NOT a protected idea from impeachment. Just add it to the list - DEMOCRATS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
Trump referring to himself as “King” may be protected speech, but it is NOT a protected idea from impeachment. Just add it to the list - DEMOCRATS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
4 top aides to New York City Mayor Eric Adams resign
Source: NPR
Seems normal.
Source: NPR
Seems normal.
February 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
4 top aides to New York City Mayor Eric Adams resign
Source: NPR
Seems normal.
Source: NPR
Seems normal.
It is super creepy- not funny, or charming, or endearing- that Nazi psychopath Olne Skum carries around his preloaded white privilege brat like a purse puppy. Seriously creepy.
February 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It is super creepy- not funny, or charming, or endearing- that Nazi psychopath Olne Skum carries around his preloaded white privilege brat like a purse puppy. Seriously creepy.
A weird thing went on for 4 years (because Joe Biden appeared like a cartoon old person) - every word, every drop of moisture out of his mouth was journalistically scrutinized for dementia.
Now, the very model of decrepitude is inflicting his imaginings on the world - not a peep from the press.
Now, the very model of decrepitude is inflicting his imaginings on the world - not a peep from the press.
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A weird thing went on for 4 years (because Joe Biden appeared like a cartoon old person) - every word, every drop of moisture out of his mouth was journalistically scrutinized for dementia.
Now, the very model of decrepitude is inflicting his imaginings on the world - not a peep from the press.
Now, the very model of decrepitude is inflicting his imaginings on the world - not a peep from the press.
The Islanders remembered how to play hockey! Yay!
February 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Islanders remembered how to play hockey! Yay!