kalli
@jimmyfallonsdom.bsky.social
i shoplifted from a blockbuster when i was 4 & when they closed i was convinced it was my fault
this is the only thing i’ve ever posted on here that has taken off lmao
November 14, 2024 at 8:03 AM
this is the only thing i’ve ever posted on here that has taken off lmao
(unconvincingly) i know how to love people in a healthy and normal way
November 14, 2024 at 5:34 AM
(unconvincingly) i know how to love people in a healthy and normal way
it’s official—my type in men is nerdy, my type in women is tall. my type in everyone else is emo
January 31, 2024 at 11:15 PM
it’s official—my type in men is nerdy, my type in women is tall. my type in everyone else is emo
the protescunt reformation. the united states cuntstitution.
January 6, 2024 at 4:50 AM
the protescunt reformation. the united states cuntstitution.
how did the porn stache have such a resurgence
September 24, 2023 at 6:34 AM
how did the porn stache have such a resurgence
i am don draper levels of down bad
September 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
i am don draper levels of down bad
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nobodys gonna tell you this, but masturbate before you make any big decisions. think with a clear head. he’s on his knees with a ring? excuse yourself for a few minutes
September 16, 2023 at 9:42 PM
nobodys gonna tell you this, but masturbate before you make any big decisions. think with a clear head. he’s on his knees with a ring? excuse yourself for a few minutes
i think dudes are scared their dick is gonna get stuck in me like a
chinese finger trap and im gonna castrate them is there a word for that
chinese finger trap and im gonna castrate them is there a word for that
September 4, 2023 at 4:37 AM
i think dudes are scared their dick is gonna get stuck in me like a
chinese finger trap and im gonna castrate them is there a word for that
chinese finger trap and im gonna castrate them is there a word for that
there is a case for complete separatism when it comes to being a woman in a bar. the environment is so hostile for no fucking reason
August 31, 2023 at 7:39 PM
there is a case for complete separatism when it comes to being a woman in a bar. the environment is so hostile for no fucking reason
the way arnold pleads “PLEASE let this be a normal field trip” in the magic school bus intro should be investigated. that lil mf was failed by the system in so many ways
August 25, 2023 at 12:29 AM
the way arnold pleads “PLEASE let this be a normal field trip” in the magic school bus intro should be investigated. that lil mf was failed by the system in so many ways
when i find the inventor of anxious attachment im gonna beat them w sticks
August 24, 2023 at 4:30 AM
when i find the inventor of anxious attachment im gonna beat them w sticks
they have Not charged my rapist with anything even though they have it on Video
August 22, 2023 at 11:40 PM
they have Not charged my rapist with anything even though they have it on Video
i still dont understand this app does being pretty do anything for u on here
August 21, 2023 at 6:22 PM
i still dont understand this app does being pretty do anything for u on here
my black cat broke a mirror and im hoping that means good luck instead bc i Need It
August 17, 2023 at 4:44 PM
my black cat broke a mirror and im hoping that means good luck instead bc i Need It
wish this made me Not attracted to him like a normal human being
August 15, 2023 at 3:14 AM
wish this made me Not attracted to him like a normal human being
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there should be a slur for theatre kids
August 10, 2023 at 8:37 PM
there should be a slur for theatre kids
need to mute “girl dinner” i am having deeply disordered thoughts
August 3, 2023 at 10:11 PM
need to mute “girl dinner” i am having deeply disordered thoughts
im built like a short gerudo
August 1, 2023 at 9:51 PM
im built like a short gerudo
i need to smoke weed with this bitch
August 1, 2023 at 4:53 AM
i need to smoke weed with this bitch
i shoulda never smoked that shit that made pee wee herman lose his bike now i’m rubbing one out in the pornographic theater
July 31, 2023 at 7:02 PM
i shoulda never smoked that shit that made pee wee herman lose his bike now i’m rubbing one out in the pornographic theater
oh my god i love this lil girl who lives in my house w me
July 31, 2023 at 12:34 PM
oh my god i love this lil girl who lives in my house w me
my weirdest “hear me out” might be colin mochrie from whose line is it anyway
July 31, 2023 at 6:45 AM
my weirdest “hear me out” might be colin mochrie from whose line is it anyway
hell hath no fury like a fiona apple fan going through a breakup
July 30, 2023 at 10:35 PM
hell hath no fury like a fiona apple fan going through a breakup