Follow ‘em.

Rules and mandatory training are for the corpo-serfs. When the nobs at the top are so accustomed to flinging handfuls of cash at each other, open bribes to corrupt govt officials don’t even twitch the needle on the “ethics” meter.

Ads for this crap show up in mainstream publications…and the mostly geriatric model RR crowd wonders why it has an image problem with the youngs.

Nobody can play John Madden without passing a 200-question test on the great man’s 1985 “Hey, Wait A Minute! (I Wrote a Book!)”

I don’t think the modern world can grasp Madden the ‘70s coach. Not sure why they want to try a biopic.

That is a very impressive bird. Well played, sir.

My wife steadfastly rejects my choice of “Alley Cat” as my funeral outro to illustrate the absurdity of life.

Those morons need for their mommies to turn on “Call Of Duty” for them. As if they could pull this dishonest BS, much less understand why.

“…no one here likes a sneak.”

—Paul Simon, “The Afterlife”