Jim Lyons
@jimlyons.bsky.social
Decent chance that tomorrow I will have to explain to my wife why a song called 'Kill Yourself' is on our Spotify top songs
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Decent chance that tomorrow I will have to explain to my wife why a song called 'Kill Yourself' is on our Spotify top songs
Debaser by the Pixies came on in my car and halfway through hearing it for the first time my 2.5 year old goes "I think this is my favorite [song]"
Many such cases
Many such cases
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Debaser by the Pixies came on in my car and halfway through hearing it for the first time my 2.5 year old goes "I think this is my favorite [song]"
Many such cases
Many such cases
Just got an ad for Tampax while streaming The Hustler (1961). I'd be surprised if this ad led, even indirectly, to a single purchase of that product.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just got an ad for Tampax while streaming The Hustler (1961). I'd be surprised if this ad led, even indirectly, to a single purchase of that product.
having three beers and listening to hardcore punk rock music
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
having three beers and listening to hardcore punk rock music
Toddler referred to my beer as "funny juice". Can't disagree
October 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Toddler referred to my beer as "funny juice". Can't disagree
Went to clean up my inbox and ended up buying two records and a tee shirt 🤕
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Went to clean up my inbox and ended up buying two records and a tee shirt 🤕
Spending my Saturday relaxing by watching the Gulch final show at Sound and Fury 2022 while clenching my jaw and both my fists
October 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Spending my Saturday relaxing by watching the Gulch final show at Sound and Fury 2022 while clenching my jaw and both my fists
[hate5six] Haywire - July 05, 2025 (Hellphyra 2025)
YouTube video by hate5six
youtu.be
August 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Jim Lyons
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
Watching movies with my wife is so funny because, no matter the film, the first time conflict is introduced into the plot she gasps. She really is just watching for the good vibes and happy ending.
July 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Watching movies with my wife is so funny because, no matter the film, the first time conflict is introduced into the plot she gasps. She really is just watching for the good vibes and happy ending.
For whatever reason the Sabbath final show has me listening to that Electric Wizard album again. The production is absolutely perfect. That album sounds exactly like it should.
July 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
For whatever reason the Sabbath final show has me listening to that Electric Wizard album again. The production is absolutely perfect. That album sounds exactly like it should.
It's so funny that I can post this on Instagram and both my mom and boss will see it (both are tuning in solely for cute pics of my son)
June 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's so funny that I can post this on Instagram and both my mom and boss will see it (both are tuning in solely for cute pics of my son)
"we're Haywire, this song is called Haywire, the lyrics are fucking Haywire"
youtu.be/lfexnX9p-p4?...
youtu.be/lfexnX9p-p4?...
HAYWIRE - 6/16/25 - Palm Springs, CA - FULL SET
YouTube video by TPZ Media
youtu.be
June 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"we're Haywire, this song is called Haywire, the lyrics are fucking Haywire"
youtu.be/lfexnX9p-p4?...
youtu.be/lfexnX9p-p4?...
A little while ago my 2 year old started doing this thing where he shoots his hand at something and says "Power!. It is unclear if that is intended to help or harm the target. His explanation varies by the day, sometimes the minute.
June 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A little while ago my 2 year old started doing this thing where he shoots his hand at something and says "Power!. It is unclear if that is intended to help or harm the target. His explanation varies by the day, sometimes the minute.
Recognized a guy from high school 20 years ago from behind from 100 yards away based on the way he runs
May 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Recognized a guy from high school 20 years ago from behind from 100 yards away based on the way he runs
my wife changed her profile pic on Instagram for the first time in years and for a split second I keep thinking "who is this jezebel in my DMs, I am married madam!"
May 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
my wife changed her profile pic on Instagram for the first time in years and for a split second I keep thinking "who is this jezebel in my DMs, I am married madam!"
Reposted by Jim Lyons
Great great song. youtu.be/fktimb0ESMU?...
Betty Ford
YouTube video by Friendship - Topic
youtu.be
May 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Great great song. youtu.be/fktimb0ESMU?...
A fun thing about being a dad is your kid will sleep until 8am exactly one time and every weekend after that you'll convince yourself that tonight he will do the same and every weekend you are wrong
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A fun thing about being a dad is your kid will sleep until 8am exactly one time and every weekend after that you'll convince yourself that tonight he will do the same and every weekend you are wrong
had a gummy but didn't get hungry
May 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
had a gummy but didn't get hungry
Back in on Preoccupations in 2025. Not where I expected to be but happy about it
May 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Back in on Preoccupations in 2025. Not where I expected to be but happy about it
I hope my son gets really into baseball so I can tell him that Albert Pujols, Mike Trout, and Shohei Ohtani all played on the same team. When he says "wow how good was that team?!" I can respond "not good at all. Not even .500"
May 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I hope my son gets really into baseball so I can tell him that Albert Pujols, Mike Trout, and Shohei Ohtani all played on the same team. When he says "wow how good was that team?!" I can respond "not good at all. Not even .500"
At the point where I can't tell if my ancient Vans slip-ons are just stained or have little specks of mold. Not gonna look into it
May 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
At the point where I can't tell if my ancient Vans slip-ons are just stained or have little specks of mold. Not gonna look into it
Ethan got his first bad report from daycare recently. Nothing abnormal for a 2 year old, he just knocked over a smaller (and older) kid named Carter while running around. We talked to him and said he needs to be careful of his body. Now every time we bring up Carter he says "sowwy Cawter"
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ethan got his first bad report from daycare recently. Nothing abnormal for a 2 year old, he just knocked over a smaller (and older) kid named Carter while running around. We talked to him and said he needs to be careful of his body. Now every time we bring up Carter he says "sowwy Cawter"