Don’t you have a black suit to wear to funerals? and sit up straight, wake up and stop drooling. i
April 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Don’t you have a black suit to wear to funerals? and sit up straight, wake up and stop drooling. i
“Hello, my Master, says XXL. “I am ready for your next command now.”
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“Hello, my Master, says XXL. “I am ready for your next command now.”
Suddenly XXL feels an electronic signal in his own brain. It is coming from some faraway place. A frightening face appears on his screen.
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Suddenly XXL feels an electronic signal in his own brain. It is coming from some faraway place. A frightening face appears on his screen.
XXL feels the pants wiggle weirdly as the man begins performing the YMCA.
“Ugh,” says XXL. That’s disgusting. He’s barely human.”
“Ugh,” says XXL. That’s disgusting. He’s barely human.”
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
XXL feels the pants wiggle weirdly as the man begins performing the YMCA.
“Ugh,” says XXL. That’s disgusting. He’s barely human.”
“Ugh,” says XXL. That’s disgusting. He’s barely human.”
“Yes, Master,” said the man beyond the pants. “I will go out and babble immediately. “
“Don’t say immediately. Say pronto,” said XXL. “Do the YMCA. Make a fool of yourself.”
“As you command, Master”
“Don’t say immediately. Say pronto,” said XXL. “Do the YMCA. Make a fool of yourself.”
“As you command, Master”
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“Yes, Master,” said the man beyond the pants. “I will go out and babble immediately. “
“Don’t say immediately. Say pronto,” said XXL. “Do the YMCA. Make a fool of yourself.”
“As you command, Master”
“Don’t say immediately. Say pronto,” said XXL. “Do the YMCA. Make a fool of yourself.”
“As you command, Master”
“I command you to go out into the street and babble incoherently to anyone you see.
Babble about anything. Sound crazy. “
Babble about anything. Sound crazy. “
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“I command you to go out into the street and babble incoherently to anyone you see.
Babble about anything. Sound crazy. “
Babble about anything. Sound crazy. “
“Yes, Master,” says the voice of the man outside. “You called me?”
“I did, brainless man,” says XXL.
“I did, brainless man,” says XXL.
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“Yes, Master,” says the voice of the man outside. “You called me?”
“I did, brainless man,” says XXL.
“I did, brainless man,” says XXL.
These signals give XXL complete control of that brain, which now performs only as XXL commands.
This is how it happens: XXL sends an electronic shock from the pants to the brain of the man
wearing the pants.
This is how it happens: XXL sends an electronic shock from the pants to the brain of the man
wearing the pants.
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
These signals give XXL complete control of that brain, which now performs only as XXL commands.
This is how it happens: XXL sends an electronic shock from the pants to the brain of the man
wearing the pants.
This is how it happens: XXL sends an electronic shock from the pants to the brain of the man
wearing the pants.
“I’ll make them suffer,” he mumbled. “They’ll apologize.”
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“I’ll make them suffer,” he mumbled. “They’ll apologize.”
The man who resembled Trump went inside to his front room where he made a plan to get revenge on Polka and her mother for treating him so badly.
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The man who resembled Trump went inside to his front room where he made a plan to get revenge on Polka and her mother for treating him so badly.
“Something’s very wrong with you,” said Polka’s mother. “You should not be loose in this neighborhood.”
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Something’s very wrong with you,” said Polka’s mother. “You should not be loose in this neighborhood.”
“I want an apology,”said the man who is sometimes mistaken for Trump. “I want her to get down on her knees, and beg me to forgive her for her nastiness. “
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“I want an apology,”said the man who is sometimes mistaken for Trump. “I want her to get down on her knees, and beg me to forgive her for her nastiness. “
“You better do it right,” he said, “or you’re in big trouble.”
“You are a vewy, vewy mean man,” said Polka.
At that point, Polka’s mother appeared.
“Hey,” she said. “What’s going on here?”
“You are a vewy, vewy mean man,” said Polka.
At that point, Polka’s mother appeared.
“Hey,” she said. “What’s going on here?”
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“You better do it right,” he said, “or you’re in big trouble.”
“You are a vewy, vewy mean man,” said Polka.
At that point, Polka’s mother appeared.
“Hey,” she said. “What’s going on here?”
“You are a vewy, vewy mean man,” said Polka.
At that point, Polka’s mother appeared.
“Hey,” she said. “What’s going on here?”
“Jesus,” said the man angrily. He marched out to the front sidewalk, and pushed his very large face right up to the child’s small first-grade face.
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Jesus,” said the man angrily. He marched out to the front sidewalk, and pushed his very large face right up to the child’s small first-grade face.
“Hey,” he called out, you’re not doing that right.” Polka looked up at the man in the window, ignored him, and began hopping again.
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Hey,” he called out, you’re not doing that right.” Polka looked up at the man in the window, ignored him, and began hopping again.
One day the man who resembled Trump was staring out his window when he noticed that Polka had chalked hopscotch squares on his front sidewalk, and was hopping from square 1 to square 10, first on one foot, then on two.
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
One day the man who resembled Trump was staring out his window when he noticed that Polka had chalked hopscotch squares on his front sidewalk, and was hopping from square 1 to square 10, first on one foot, then on two.
Yes. I do!! God help us all!!
February 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yes. I do!! God help us all!!
Meanwhile, the man waiting for his money just beyond the zipper was mumbling, “Hey, I’m glad that little creep knows that I’m his boss.”
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Meanwhile, the man waiting for his money just beyond the zipper was mumbling, “Hey, I’m glad that little creep knows that I’m his boss.”
While he waited for electronic delivery of $100 million XXL wondered about the best way to dispose of the body after he did away with the man who was charging him rent.
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
While he waited for electronic delivery of $100 million XXL wondered about the best way to dispose of the body after he did away with the man who was charging him rent.
XXL has an enormous pile of money, way too much for any bank. He keeps it hidden in a private vault under the cellar of a Waffle House in Mississippi where it is guarded by a platoon of O creatures.
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
XXL has an enormous pile of money, way too much for any bank. He keeps it hidden in a private vault under the cellar of a Waffle House in Mississippi where it is guarded by a platoon of O creatures.
“No prob, dude,”said XXL. “I can have that cash in a flash. How much was that again?”
“Just went up, little buddy. Now it’s a hundred mill.”
“Keep your eye on the zipper there, palsy, and one of my O’s will pass it out to you in a couple.”
“Just went up, little buddy. Now it’s a hundred mill.”
“Keep your eye on the zipper there, palsy, and one of my O’s will pass it out to you in a couple.”
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“No prob, dude,”said XXL. “I can have that cash in a flash. How much was that again?”
“Just went up, little buddy. Now it’s a hundred mill.”
“Keep your eye on the zipper there, palsy, and one of my O’s will pass it out to you in a couple.”
“Just went up, little buddy. Now it’s a hundred mill.”
“Keep your eye on the zipper there, palsy, and one of my O’s will pass it out to you in a couple.”
The man who looked like Trump was (as he often is) short on cash, so he got right to the point: “Well,” he said, “That’s good, but the rent is due for your next month down in there.”
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The man who looked like Trump was (as he often is) short on cash, so he got right to the point: “Well,” he said, “That’s good, but the rent is due for your next month down in there.”