A Secret
XXL has a secret. The tiny being who lives in the pants of the man who resembles Trump can send electronic signals from inside the pants of that Trump-like man to the man’s brain.
XXL has a secret. The tiny being who lives in the pants of the man who resembles Trump can send electronic signals from inside the pants of that Trump-like man to the man’s brain.
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A Secret
XXL has a secret. The tiny being who lives in the pants of the man who resembles Trump can send electronic signals from inside the pants of that Trump-like man to the man’s brain.
XXL has a secret. The tiny being who lives in the pants of the man who resembles Trump can send electronic signals from inside the pants of that Trump-like man to the man’s brain.
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Something’s Wrong
Next door to the man who was often mistaken for Trump lived a first grader named Polka whose favorite game was hopscotch.
Something’s Wrong
Next door to the man who was often mistaken for Trump lived a first grader named Polka whose favorite game was hopscotch.
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Something’s Wrong
Next door to the man who was often mistaken for Trump lived a first grader named Polka whose favorite game was hopscotch.
Something’s Wrong
Next door to the man who was often mistaken for Trump lived a first grader named Polka whose favorite game was hopscotch.
16. Symbiotic
A thin string connects teeny XXL from his office inside the pants of the man who resembles Trump to the large fetid person who wears those pants. Each of these two thinks he controls the string, but neither is sure because they are both crazy.
A thin string connects teeny XXL from his office inside the pants of the man who resembles Trump to the large fetid person who wears those pants. Each of these two thinks he controls the string, but neither is sure because they are both crazy.
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
16. Symbiotic
A thin string connects teeny XXL from his office inside the pants of the man who resembles Trump to the large fetid person who wears those pants. Each of these two thinks he controls the string, but neither is sure because they are both crazy.
A thin string connects teeny XXL from his office inside the pants of the man who resembles Trump to the large fetid person who wears those pants. Each of these two thinks he controls the string, but neither is sure because they are both crazy.
15. OOOOOOO
XXL, the tiny humanoid who lives inside the pants of a man who resembles Donald Trump, has been very busy lately commanding the activities of his private army.
XXL, the tiny humanoid who lives inside the pants of a man who resembles Donald Trump, has been very busy lately commanding the activities of his private army.
February 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
15. OOOOOOO
XXL, the tiny humanoid who lives inside the pants of a man who resembles Donald Trump, has been very busy lately commanding the activities of his private army.
XXL, the tiny humanoid who lives inside the pants of a man who resembles Donald Trump, has been very busy lately commanding the activities of his private army.
14. Führer
The man who is sometimes mistaken for Donald Trump has been preoccupied lately. So he didn’t notice that XXL, the tiny humanoid who lives in his pants, has set up a busy office in there.
The man who is sometimes mistaken for Donald Trump has been preoccupied lately. So he didn’t notice that XXL, the tiny humanoid who lives in his pants, has set up a busy office in there.
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
14. Führer
The man who is sometimes mistaken for Donald Trump has been preoccupied lately. So he didn’t notice that XXL, the tiny humanoid who lives in his pants, has set up a busy office in there.
The man who is sometimes mistaken for Donald Trump has been preoccupied lately. So he didn’t notice that XXL, the tiny humanoid who lives in his pants, has set up a busy office in there.
13. Nuts
Many people think that the man who resembles Trump has a screw loose. Some of his neighbors, when polled, seem quite certain of it.
Many people think that the man who resembles Trump has a screw loose. Some of his neighbors, when polled, seem quite certain of it.
January 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
13. Nuts
Many people think that the man who resembles Trump has a screw loose. Some of his neighbors, when polled, seem quite certain of it.
Many people think that the man who resembles Trump has a screw loose. Some of his neighbors, when polled, seem quite certain of it.
#13. Nuts
Many people think that the man who resembles Trump has a screw loose. Some of his neighbors, when polled, seem quite certain of it.
Many people think that the man who resembles Trump has a screw loose. Some of his neighbors, when polled, seem quite certain of it.
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
#13. Nuts
Many people think that the man who resembles Trump has a screw loose. Some of his neighbors, when polled, seem quite certain of it.
Many people think that the man who resembles Trump has a screw loose. Some of his neighbors, when polled, seem quite certain of it.
January 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When he heard that Donald Trump was planning an Inaugural celebration in Washington, the man who resembles Trump thought that he should plan a celebration for himself in his own neighborhood.
He discussed plans with XXL, the teeny-weeny person who lives in his pants.
He discussed plans with XXL, the teeny-weeny person who lives in his pants.
January 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
When he heard that Donald Trump was planning an Inaugural celebration in Washington, the man who resembles Trump thought that he should plan a celebration for himself in his own neighborhood.
He discussed plans with XXL, the teeny-weeny person who lives in his pants.
He discussed plans with XXL, the teeny-weeny person who lives in his pants.
11. Truth
1/ The man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
1/ The man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
January 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
11. Truth
1/ The man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
1/ The man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
11. Truth
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
January 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
11. Truth
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
11. Truth
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
January 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
11. Truth
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
11. Truth
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
January 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
11. Truth
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
1/ That man who looks exactly like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
11. Truth
1/ That man who looks like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
1/ That man who looks like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
January 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
11. Truth
1/ That man who looks like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
1/ That man who looks like Donald Trump sometimes has difficulty with reality. This often limits his ability to make sense to other human beings.
“Hey there,” he said to his neighborhood butcher, “How come you put a sign that says, ‘lamb chops’ on those chicken breasts.”
A Day of Love
When man who looked almost exactly like Donald Trump heard that a day in January was to be celebrated as a day of love he rushed downtown to celebrate.
When man who looked almost exactly like Donald Trump heard that a day in January was to be celebrated as a day of love he rushed downtown to celebrate.
January 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A Day of Love
When man who looked almost exactly like Donald Trump heard that a day in January was to be celebrated as a day of love he rushed downtown to celebrate.
When man who looked almost exactly like Donald Trump heard that a day in January was to be celebrated as a day of love he rushed downtown to celebrate.
2. Immigrants
1/ The man who looked like Trump was walking home through a park when he was confronted by a gang of Danish immigrants.
The apparent leader of the gang wore a T-shirt that identified him as Ivar the Boneless.
“Give us all your money, or we’ll kill you,” said Ivar the Boneless.
1/ The man who looked like Trump was walking home through a park when he was confronted by a gang of Danish immigrants.
The apparent leader of the gang wore a T-shirt that identified him as Ivar the Boneless.
“Give us all your money, or we’ll kill you,” said Ivar the Boneless.
January 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
2. Immigrants
1/ The man who looked like Trump was walking home through a park when he was confronted by a gang of Danish immigrants.
The apparent leader of the gang wore a T-shirt that identified him as Ivar the Boneless.
“Give us all your money, or we’ll kill you,” said Ivar the Boneless.
1/ The man who looked like Trump was walking home through a park when he was confronted by a gang of Danish immigrants.
The apparent leader of the gang wore a T-shirt that identified him as Ivar the Boneless.
“Give us all your money, or we’ll kill you,” said Ivar the Boneless.
#3. Two Heads
1/The man who looks exactly like Donald Trump has a roommate named XXL who is 6.7 inches tall.
1/The man who looks exactly like Donald Trump has a roommate named XXL who is 6.7 inches tall.
January 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
#3. Two Heads
1/The man who looks exactly like Donald Trump has a roommate named XXL who is 6.7 inches tall.
1/The man who looks exactly like Donald Trump has a roommate named XXL who is 6.7 inches tall.
#1 Mistaken Identity
#1/ A man who looked like Donald Trump was standing in the canned food aisle of a supermarket. This man looked exactly like Donald Trump, from the wrinkled blue pants at the bottom, right up to the jowls, and even the tiny bandage on an earlobe.
#1/ A man who looked like Donald Trump was standing in the canned food aisle of a supermarket. This man looked exactly like Donald Trump, from the wrinkled blue pants at the bottom, right up to the jowls, and even the tiny bandage on an earlobe.
January 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
#1 Mistaken Identity
#1/ A man who looked like Donald Trump was standing in the canned food aisle of a supermarket. This man looked exactly like Donald Trump, from the wrinkled blue pants at the bottom, right up to the jowls, and even the tiny bandage on an earlobe.
#1/ A man who looked like Donald Trump was standing in the canned food aisle of a supermarket. This man looked exactly like Donald Trump, from the wrinkled blue pants at the bottom, right up to the jowls, and even the tiny bandage on an earlobe.
#8. Judgment
1/ The man who resembled Trump had, among his business acquaintances, a rabbi, and a priest. These three sometimes went out fishing together.
1/ The man who resembled Trump had, among his business acquaintances, a rabbi, and a priest. These three sometimes went out fishing together.
January 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
#8. Judgment
1/ The man who resembled Trump had, among his business acquaintances, a rabbi, and a priest. These three sometimes went out fishing together.
1/ The man who resembled Trump had, among his business acquaintances, a rabbi, and a priest. These three sometimes went out fishing together.
9. Customer Relations
1/ The sales technique used most often by a man who looks like (and is often mistaken for) Donald Trump is blackmail.
This was the technique he used recently while making a sale to the owner of a local nail salon.
1/ The sales technique used most often by a man who looks like (and is often mistaken for) Donald Trump is blackmail.
This was the technique he used recently while making a sale to the owner of a local nail salon.
January 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
9. Customer Relations
1/ The sales technique used most often by a man who looks like (and is often mistaken for) Donald Trump is blackmail.
This was the technique he used recently while making a sale to the owner of a local nail salon.
1/ The sales technique used most often by a man who looks like (and is often mistaken for) Donald Trump is blackmail.
This was the technique he used recently while making a sale to the owner of a local nail salon.