DiJonathan Mustardonathan
@jimethanonathy.bsky.social
This looks like a movie where they are guarding the last man with hair in the world
February 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This looks like a movie where they are guarding the last man with hair in the world
Shit I think I took too much Benadryl
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Shit I think I took too much Benadryl
Trumps gonna bang Dougie today
January 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Trumps gonna bang Dougie today
If the unibrow is split — you must acquit!
December 11, 2024 at 3:37 PM
If the unibrow is split — you must acquit!
When I’m asked what I would like on my hotdog:
December 4, 2024 at 4:23 PM
When I’m asked what I would like on my hotdog:
Skibidi toilet at target
December 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Skibidi toilet at target
>working out in the poo room
>guy walks in
> is this the pee room?
Bro look around you
>guy walks in
> is this the pee room?
Bro look around you
November 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
>working out in the poo room
>guy walks in
> is this the pee room?
Bro look around you
>guy walks in
> is this the pee room?
Bro look around you
The genie when he gives me a fourth wish out of pity and I order a fourth Costco Chicken Bake
November 27, 2024 at 1:11 PM
The genie when he gives me a fourth wish out of pity and I order a fourth Costco Chicken Bake
Got an X-Ray today and the results are in:
I got that mf’n dawg in me
I got that mf’n dawg in me
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Got an X-Ray today and the results are in:
I got that mf’n dawg in me
I got that mf’n dawg in me
Bro whatttt 😳😳😳
November 20, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Bro whatttt 😳😳😳
Netflix streaming the Mike Tyson fight like:
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Netflix streaming the Mike Tyson fight like:
A message to RFK Jr.:
November 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
A message to RFK Jr.:
Me: *eating my daily Red 40*
RFK Jr.: 👀
Me: *chews faster*
RFK Jr.: 👀
Me: *chews faster*
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Me: *eating my daily Red 40*
RFK Jr.: 👀
Me: *chews faster*
RFK Jr.: 👀
Me: *chews faster*
Preferred condiment:
November 13, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Preferred condiment:
admin reveal
November 13, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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