DiJonathan Mustardonathan
@jimethanonathy.bsky.social
I gotta glass toilet I’m seein’ shit clearly now 💯
March 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I gotta glass toilet I’m seein’ shit clearly now 💯
This looks like a movie where they are guarding the last man with hair in the world
February 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This looks like a movie where they are guarding the last man with hair in the world
Spicy mustard is just mustard to a guy like me.
February 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Spicy mustard is just mustard to a guy like me.
Curly fries are just fries to a guy like me.
February 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Curly fries are just fries to a guy like me.
Crazy string is just string to a guy like me.
February 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Crazy string is just string to a guy like me.
Twisted pretzels are just pretzels to a guy like me.
February 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Twisted pretzels are just pretzels to a guy like me.
Buffalo Wild Wings are just wings to a guy like me.
February 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Buffalo Wild Wings are just wings to a guy like me.
Dinner reservations are so embarrassing like hi I’m here for my s’ghetti appointment
February 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Dinner reservations are so embarrassing like hi I’m here for my s’ghetti appointment
I must be a kitchen countertop the way you bitches take me for granite
February 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I must be a kitchen countertop the way you bitches take me for granite
Shit I think I took too much Benadryl
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Shit I think I took too much Benadryl
Trumps gonna bang Dougie today
January 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Trumps gonna bang Dougie today
Fartin my ass off dummy style
December 22, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Fartin my ass off dummy style
If the unibrow is split — you must acquit!
December 11, 2024 at 3:37 PM
If the unibrow is split — you must acquit!
Dream PokéSquad:
6 dewgongs and 6 pack of Busch lite
6 dewgongs and 6 pack of Busch lite
December 6, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Dream PokéSquad:
6 dewgongs and 6 pack of Busch lite
6 dewgongs and 6 pack of Busch lite
When I’m asked what I would like on my hotdog:
December 4, 2024 at 4:23 PM
When I’m asked what I would like on my hotdog:
Skibidi toilet at target
December 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Skibidi toilet at target
>working out in the poo room
>guy walks in
> is this the pee room?
Bro look around you
>guy walks in
> is this the pee room?
Bro look around you
November 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
>working out in the poo room
>guy walks in
> is this the pee room?
Bro look around you
>guy walks in
> is this the pee room?
Bro look around you
The genie when he gives me a fourth wish out of pity and I order a fourth Costco Chicken Bake
November 27, 2024 at 1:11 PM
The genie when he gives me a fourth wish out of pity and I order a fourth Costco Chicken Bake
The things I would do for a Pepsi one can with half built C-3PO on the can…
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 PM
The things I would do for a Pepsi one can with half built C-3PO on the can…
