$1M? Disqualifying everyone who owns a house in or around a coastal big city is certainly a take.

What are we supposed to call it if it isn't 'album'? I seriously thought that was the medium-independent name for an artist's release.

You should sign them. Seriously.

Drastically reduce the amount of generational wealth that can be passed down to your inheritors. Make lots in your life, share it with everyone upon your death.

How did John Singer Sargent paint this woman in 1878?
www.denverartmuseum.org/en/object/20...

He’s literally running around without pants 24/7/365. It’s the only reasonable conclusion.

Or the acknowledgement that bizarre own goals could maybe happen.

Foxes are apparently trying to self-domesticate. This one seems to be trying to trick the idiot with the noisy stick to give it some food. Will accept hand in lieu of sandwich...

If you are a self-described fan of RATM and, in the year 2025, have not figured out that they were deeply hostile to US government policy in general and law enforcement in particular, the odds of you ever figuring anything out approaches zero

It seemed like a terrible idea when he took the job and now it seems … worse.

Me: How do you set the seat height?
Cherubim: <hands me seat tube and hacksaw>
Me: ... <nods> metal 🤘

As they age, it will appear to fade, but do not be fooled. It will always be there, roiling ... seething beneath the surface. jimmi pickles will plot, waiting for an opportunity to arise. jimmi pickles will wait. jimmi pickles will watch. jimmi pickles will be patient.

The war on Christmas has eluded him thus far.

They're all captured by the Big Vegetable conspiracy.

Was this you agreeing to provide unanimous consent?

S.Res.391 - A resolution condemning the assassination of Charlie Kirk and honoring his life and legacy.

I think my first CD was RHCP Blood Sugar Sex Magic (couldn't afford a CD player until college). First cassette tape is way far gone. Might have been The Fixx, Reach the Beach. First LP on my dinky record player was Foreigner Four.

Confusingly, there are two sets of frog guys that stan different similar-looking frogs; Pepe and Groyper.