jimbeamdiablo
@jimbeamdiablo.bsky.social
business owner who likes pills, project zomboid, cyberpunk, prison architect, final fantasy, spreadsheets, python, bourbon and tequila
Two things I learned today:
Don't expect your random letter coupon code generator not to come up with 4 letter words or worse and
Always batch when updating over 120,000 SQL records
Don't expect your random letter coupon code generator not to come up with 4 letter words or worse and
Always batch when updating over 120,000 SQL records
February 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Two things I learned today:
Don't expect your random letter coupon code generator not to come up with 4 letter words or worse and
Always batch when updating over 120,000 SQL records
Don't expect your random letter coupon code generator not to come up with 4 letter words or worse and
Always batch when updating over 120,000 SQL records
Dark roast French press that you forgot about and let stew for an hour. Hell. Yeah.
February 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dark roast French press that you forgot about and let stew for an hour. Hell. Yeah.
Customer didn't order from us because he didn't like the $120.00 shipping costs for 140 lbs split in to 4 to 5 boxes and delivered to a residential address...
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Customer didn't order from us because he didn't like the $120.00 shipping costs for 140 lbs split in to 4 to 5 boxes and delivered to a residential address...
I asked Claude to write some mundane and monotonous code in a language I was unfamiliar with.
It worked great after I learned the language I was unfamiliar with, and also tweaked every line of code so it would compile.
It worked great after I learned the language I was unfamiliar with, and also tweaked every line of code so it would compile.
December 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I asked Claude to write some mundane and monotonous code in a language I was unfamiliar with.
It worked great after I learned the language I was unfamiliar with, and also tweaked every line of code so it would compile.
It worked great after I learned the language I was unfamiliar with, and also tweaked every line of code so it would compile.
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Oh the assassin was a gamer? Time to take a big sip of coffee and see how legacy media is reporting th-
JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST
December 10, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Oh the assassin was a gamer? Time to take a big sip of coffee and see how legacy media is reporting th-
JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST
My company is paying YouTube to show ads.
I am paying YouTube not to show ads.
I am paying YouTube not to show ads.
December 10, 2024 at 2:20 PM
My company is paying YouTube to show ads.
I am paying YouTube not to show ads.
I am paying YouTube not to show ads.
Modding Project Zomboid is 40% guessing, 30% shaking your head while staring at Java code, 20% dumb blind luck and 10% banging your head on the keyboard until your code does what you want.
Then you get to rewrite your code a couple times until it kinda makes sense but still not be happy with it.
Then you get to rewrite your code a couple times until it kinda makes sense but still not be happy with it.
December 6, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Modding Project Zomboid is 40% guessing, 30% shaking your head while staring at Java code, 20% dumb blind luck and 10% banging your head on the keyboard until your code does what you want.
Then you get to rewrite your code a couple times until it kinda makes sense but still not be happy with it.
Then you get to rewrite your code a couple times until it kinda makes sense but still not be happy with it.
Python and I are going to be best friends.
![Python code: item['lowdensity'] = any(item['sku'].lower().startswith(i.lower()) for i in SKU_BEGINS_WITH_LIST) or \
any(item['sku'].lower() == i.lower() for i in SKU_WHOLE_MATCH_LIST)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rpa2u2uj6ejn2fihzyhgaplv/bafkreib47kvaxaajjzfr5tm2be2gqo4fe3ptend22fwd6g3k7ekqvno2ji@jpeg)
December 2, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Python and I are going to be best friends.
The best part of running your own business is not having to talk to the people who mistreat you or your employees. I'm still nice about it, their calls get forwarded to the Hall & Oates Hotline where they can pick from 4 banger hits.
December 2, 2024 at 8:20 PM
The best part of running your own business is not having to talk to the people who mistreat you or your employees. I'm still nice about it, their calls get forwarded to the Hall & Oates Hotline where they can pick from 4 banger hits.
I made a 16 second video and a 24 second video for my business and it's taught me that I absolutely do not want to be a content creator
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I made a 16 second video and a 24 second video for my business and it's taught me that I absolutely do not want to be a content creator