Jim Gaines
@jim-g.bsky.social
Two of the reindeer are OK, but the third has a beard and no horns.
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Two of the reindeer are OK, but the third has a beard and no horns.
I think Winston Churchill's definition of a gentleman applies here: "Someone who is only rude intentionally."
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think Winston Churchill's definition of a gentleman applies here: "Someone who is only rude intentionally."
Trump thinks nothing of giving away the Donbas because he couldn't find Ukraine on a map of Ukraine.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trump thinks nothing of giving away the Donbas because he couldn't find Ukraine on a map of Ukraine.
Now he thinks he's a ship designer? This is textbook megalomania.
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Now he thinks he's a ship designer? This is textbook megalomania.
Since it is *root* beer I propose that this combo be named Log Nog.
December 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Since it is *root* beer I propose that this combo be named Log Nog.
"Whoop, I wet 'em. Gotta go!"
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Whoop, I wet 'em. Gotta go!"
Become the reptilian Mary Toft!
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Become the reptilian Mary Toft!
Oh, I hope it's bourbon, scotch and rum.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Oh, I hope it's bourbon, scotch and rum.
Introducing the 2026 Trumpmobile!
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Introducing the 2026 Trumpmobile!
In Reagan's fading years a White House staffer told a reporter "Nine times out of 10 we can tell what you guys are going to ask." The reporter replied "Yeah, but you can never tell what (Reagan's) going to answer."
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
In Reagan's fading years a White House staffer told a reporter "Nine times out of 10 we can tell what you guys are going to ask." The reporter replied "Yeah, but you can never tell what (Reagan's) going to answer."
You can see right through the "trench" walls and he seems to be standing on a green carpet.
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You can see right through the "trench" walls and he seems to be standing on a green carpet.
Or "dementia's so advanced you already forgot."
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Or "dementia's so advanced you already forgot."
Not just at fancy places. I ate at a dubious independent Italian place while traveling last week; the "lasagne" was a mound of unidentifiable glop, while the homemade breadsticks were great.
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Not just at fancy places. I ate at a dubious independent Italian place while traveling last week; the "lasagne" was a mound of unidentifiable glop, while the homemade breadsticks were great.
The Home Guard platoon from Walmington-on-Sea!
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Home Guard platoon from Walmington-on-Sea!
Somebody put ground-up happy pills into Grampa's applesauce this morning.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Somebody put ground-up happy pills into Grampa's applesauce this morning.
So now he claims Epstein's estate was concealing masses of relevant info from the FBI ... but he's not charging the executors with obstruction? Uh-huh.
Also, if the estate had all this on hand, what's that say about the cluelessness of Kash's FBI?
Also, if the estate had all this on hand, what's that say about the cluelessness of Kash's FBI?
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So now he claims Epstein's estate was concealing masses of relevant info from the FBI ... but he's not charging the executors with obstruction? Uh-huh.
Also, if the estate had all this on hand, what's that say about the cluelessness of Kash's FBI?
Also, if the estate had all this on hand, what's that say about the cluelessness of Kash's FBI?
At this point it should be a grad-school class. Difficulty has increased because reality keeps leapfrogging satire.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
At this point it should be a grad-school class. Difficulty has increased because reality keeps leapfrogging satire.
It's a game of chicken. He's figuring that if he can lie low for a few weeks, Trump will get distracted by something else.
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's a game of chicken. He's figuring that if he can lie low for a few weeks, Trump will get distracted by something else.
"I don't know what any of those words are."
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"I don't know what any of those words are."
Also:
- bought/given secondhand;
- bought before a financial crisis;
- bought in installments.
Still practical necessities, still nobody else's business.
- bought/given secondhand;
- bought before a financial crisis;
- bought in installments.
Still practical necessities, still nobody else's business.
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Also:
- bought/given secondhand;
- bought before a financial crisis;
- bought in installments.
Still practical necessities, still nobody else's business.
- bought/given secondhand;
- bought before a financial crisis;
- bought in installments.
Still practical necessities, still nobody else's business.
Also hilarious to see flabby choad Elon Mush imagining himself as a "hard man."
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Also hilarious to see flabby choad Elon Mush imagining himself as a "hard man."
I had an uncle with dementia who sounded like this. His rants were a mix of things he half-heard on Fox, stuff his buddies told him, and what he just made up. But he'd obsess about them and swear they were true.
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I had an uncle with dementia who sounded like this. His rants were a mix of things he half-heard on Fox, stuff his buddies told him, and what he just made up. But he'd obsess about them and swear they were true.
No, but she doesn't speak to him anyway.
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
No, but she doesn't speak to him anyway.