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jilldilts.bsky.social
@jilldilts.bsky.social
We are apparently both smarter and better at googling than google is now
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Just got a weird AI result:
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is what you look like. You look like this.
October 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Also, fuck Jesse singal lol. If you’re reading this, Jesse: unblock me you coward
October 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"The note, even though it has been destroyed, we have found forensic evidence of the note, and we have confirmed what that note says because of our aggressive interview posture at the FBI"
September 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You’re adorable
September 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Look into how Luna Lovegood was cast and see how Rowling really feels about grooming
September 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."
September 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Sadly, JD Vance has died
September 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
None of my top tracks were made by any of my top artists
September 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Top mathematician on the onion editorial board here
August 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Omg! It’s a convention convention
!!!
August 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
June 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Like my life depended on it
April 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Promises, promises
December 7, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Much obliged
December 7, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Hey now, be fair. We only have evidence of him *defending* groomers
December 6, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Fact check:
December 6, 2024 at 10:22 PM
He sure is!
December 6, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Hello again, rando blogger!

Please do block me, or I’ll be tempted to point out that you defend conversion therapy on all of your posts
December 6, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Time to add another lesson to our middle-school hygiene classes:
October 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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October 21, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Who can forget the famous Niemoller poem: “First they came for the communists, and I did nothing, because that is a great social benefit to weigh against those costs.”
September 9, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Oh my god. Someone is going to deliver a newspaper to my home. @theonion.com.web.brid.gy has made my domestic dreams come true
August 17, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I posted this on FB and my friends started giving “care” reactions as though I were mourning a departed family member who happened to be named George Romero
October 3, 2023 at 3:20 PM