As I said to Onion members:

"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."

So help out! Grab a paper.

1. Sweet Potato

My favorite is when he says... All he had to do was beat those 6 guys and he would've scored.

One more and she gets a set of steak knives.

The House version of unanimous consent.

It's the cloud all over again. You need to have a lot of money and fund it for a long time hoping it pays off.

Now The Hell Will Start >> share.google/MMbHWp9RgFxu...

as will be plainly evident in about six months when the hyperscalers and neoclouds come with their tin cup.

the answer lies in the question, Josh.

Man, Brett must really want the CBS job.

Could also apply to AI financing deals.

I long for the good old days when Scott Pelley would do exclusive behind the scenes reporting at the Pentagon right before budget planning.

As is CBS now vis-a-vis the Ellisons.

Is Andy Fastow back in Corporate America??

And the Daily Beast story obviously leaked by Noem.

Probably not on his tax return.

Would she have a case for defamation?