JGB Dulong
@jiberdy.bsky.social
ADHD, Wrestling, LFC and angry leftist rants. He/They
Kayfabe for pies is actually cakefabe.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Kayfabe for pies is actually cakefabe.
Promise, you can generally speaking say fuck on the internet. I'm not gonna tell your mom.
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Promise, you can generally speaking say fuck on the internet. I'm not gonna tell your mom.
Like obviously if the platform automatically does it to you, you're excused (but on thin ice), but if you're just typing out the asterisks, use a different fucking word.
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Like obviously if the platform automatically does it to you, you're excused (but on thin ice), but if you're just typing out the asterisks, use a different fucking word.
Dang. It was so convenient for me.
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dang. It was so convenient for me.
I also don't buy that a bro-y 18-19 year old will be talking about hot girls he's banging but then take a moral stand against a tobacco CEO.
It's like the author got hit in the head or something; the writing was generally speaking okay before this.
It's like the author got hit in the head or something; the writing was generally speaking okay before this.
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I also don't buy that a bro-y 18-19 year old will be talking about hot girls he's banging but then take a moral stand against a tobacco CEO.
It's like the author got hit in the head or something; the writing was generally speaking okay before this.
It's like the author got hit in the head or something; the writing was generally speaking okay before this.
Gonna finish it, but it went from a solid 4/5 to a 2. Like, sorry, I do not buy that this guy in his mid 40s knows what a non-binary person is but doesn't understand the question "what are your pronouns".
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Gonna finish it, but it went from a solid 4/5 to a 2. Like, sorry, I do not buy that this guy in his mid 40s knows what a non-binary person is but doesn't understand the question "what are your pronouns".
And like I genuinely think he might've again just stepped in it, not knowing the symbology or whatever. If you're not TRIPLE CHECKING that stuff though, you're either an idiot or a true believer, and both are disqualifying.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
And like I genuinely think he might've again just stepped in it, not knowing the symbology or whatever. If you're not TRIPLE CHECKING that stuff though, you're either an idiot or a true believer, and both are disqualifying.
I was willing to accept the nazi tattoo as perhaps an ignorant mistake made by a guy just getting out of a horror show of a war. A stupid mistake, but hey, understandable that he might've gone "Hey, cool skull" and got it, not knowing what it means. The coverup job disqualified him tho.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I was willing to accept the nazi tattoo as perhaps an ignorant mistake made by a guy just getting out of a horror show of a war. A stupid mistake, but hey, understandable that he might've gone "Hey, cool skull" and got it, not knowing what it means. The coverup job disqualified him tho.
A real up and comer, that mayor who was previously an MP. Jesus.
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A real up and comer, that mayor who was previously an MP. Jesus.
This is embarrassing.
October 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is embarrassing.
Unfair to put up all of Aquakulture and all of Alexander Gallant against specific songs, tbh.
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Unfair to put up all of Aquakulture and all of Alexander Gallant against specific songs, tbh.
I just...it's hilarious. Honestly.
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I just...it's hilarious. Honestly.
DQ out here bein' robbed.
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
DQ out here bein' robbed.
Ah yes those local picks Home Sense, Winner's and IKEA.
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ah yes those local picks Home Sense, Winner's and IKEA.
What is the best comedian indeed.
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What is the best comedian indeed.
Platner's tattoo was a new one for me, and I'm probably more plugged in than most.
Not saying he didn't fuck up, I'm saying it's possible that he was a young man who said "cool skull".
All that said - if he knew what it was and chose it, idgaf why he chose it, it's disqualifying. (🧵3/3)
Not saying he didn't fuck up, I'm saying it's possible that he was a young man who said "cool skull".
All that said - if he knew what it was and chose it, idgaf why he chose it, it's disqualifying. (🧵3/3)
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Platner's tattoo was a new one for me, and I'm probably more plugged in than most.
Not saying he didn't fuck up, I'm saying it's possible that he was a young man who said "cool skull".
All that said - if he knew what it was and chose it, idgaf why he chose it, it's disqualifying. (🧵3/3)
Not saying he didn't fuck up, I'm saying it's possible that he was a young man who said "cool skull".
All that said - if he knew what it was and chose it, idgaf why he chose it, it's disqualifying. (🧵3/3)
Besides the swastika & the SS bolts, the average person probably doesn't know a lot of the symbology. Or it's been co-opted by rock bands and/or wrestlers without the context (Motorhead, Triple H...although the latter seems to have known what *he* was doing, but that's another story...) (🧵2/3)
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Besides the swastika & the SS bolts, the average person probably doesn't know a lot of the symbology. Or it's been co-opted by rock bands and/or wrestlers without the context (Motorhead, Triple H...although the latter seems to have known what *he* was doing, but that's another story...) (🧵2/3)