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John H
@jhughcrawford.bsky.social
D in the R’est of R districts. Worried girl dad. My friends: “You look like you lost weight. Ozempic?” Me: “Nope, just good ol’ fashioned anxiety.”
Everyone, everyone!! Come on now…let’s not hump to conclusions. On second thought, ehhh I guess we can try humping to conclusions and see how it goes 🤷‍♂️ Look, there’s JD!
May 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I got the chills reading the story about “relocating” Palestinians. Anyone else who’s been keeping up with “Andor” see a weirdly spot-on resemblance between this and the Empire on Ghorman?
May 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
…let alone hear him speak. Or find out where he chooses to swim. Or that he was an admitted former heroin addict 🤷‍♂️
May 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
And I’m here for it 😂
a dumpster with the word chicago on it is surrounded by water
ALT: a dumpster with the word chicago on it is surrounded by water
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May 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s getting ridiculous. I get AT LEAST three texts a day (despite “opting out” of every one I receive). And they are from random people running for random things in states I don’t live in and have never heard of. Sorry to whom ever is running for AG of Colorado, but I ain’t got $$ for ya 😂
May 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Peak Sir Sean Connery in one of the dumbest, most easily re-watchable movies of all time 👍
a man with blood on his face is standing in a dark room
ALT: a man with blood on his face is standing in a dark room
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April 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Come on, everyone. Give the guy some “me time” 🤷‍♂️
jr guys let him finish written on a classroom poster
ALT: jr guys let him finish written on a classroom poster
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April 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Nancy Mace is a professional victim.
April 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Is anyone seriously asking why the Secretary of Homeland Defense is going to Easter brunch with $3000 in cash?
April 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Let me reword this: Perhaps churches should lose their tax exempt status and be taxed as a political entity if they keep pushing/supporting political & ideological views. Remember, “tax exempt status” is totally contingent on acting in the public interest!
April 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM