John H
@jhughcrawford.bsky.social
D in the R’est of R districts. Worried girl dad. My friends: “You look like you lost weight. Ozempic?” Me: “Nope, just good ol’ fashioned anxiety.”
Everyone, everyone!! Come on now…let’s not hump to conclusions. On second thought, ehhh I guess we can try humping to conclusions and see how it goes 🤷♂️ Look, there’s JD!
May 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Everyone, everyone!! Come on now…let’s not hump to conclusions. On second thought, ehhh I guess we can try humping to conclusions and see how it goes 🤷♂️ Look, there’s JD!
Tense voiceover begins: “She was so excited yet so…scared’”
May 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Tense voiceover begins: “She was so excited yet so…scared’”
❤️ the Polestar 3 (and the 4 looks pretty sweet too) but yikes, even with the $20k incentive, it’s still twice as much as a comparable Model Y to lease 😭😢 However, not supporting a certain South African’s ketamine habit? Priceless.
March 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
❤️ the Polestar 3 (and the 4 looks pretty sweet too) but yikes, even with the $20k incentive, it’s still twice as much as a comparable Model Y to lease 😭😢 However, not supporting a certain South African’s ketamine habit? Priceless.
The tagline: “Love is love.”
March 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The tagline: “Love is love.”
I’ll just leave this here.
March 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’ll just leave this here.
The best summation I’ve seen of our office of government efficiency
March 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The best summation I’ve seen of our office of government efficiency
I will never be able to unsee this. He looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid with a beard.
March 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I will never be able to unsee this. He looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid with a beard.
Oh come on, no one is dethroning the GOAT!!
March 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh come on, no one is dethroning the GOAT!!
Before bashing Tesla owners for still driving them, keep in mind that the trade-in market for used Teslas is garbage. This was the offer I just got on my 3 yr old Model Y. That’s about a 65% depreciation. Not many can afford that kind of hit, especially now.
March 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Before bashing Tesla owners for still driving them, keep in mind that the trade-in market for used Teslas is garbage. This was the offer I just got on my 3 yr old Model Y. That’s about a 65% depreciation. Not many can afford that kind of hit, especially now.
For my Seinfeld fans. Thanks Trump…I mean, Elon.
February 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
For my Seinfeld fans. Thanks Trump…I mean, Elon.
S*it’s about get real now for Trump voters. This’ll hit ‘em where it hurts. 😂
February 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
S*it’s about get real now for Trump voters. This’ll hit ‘em where it hurts. 😂
Conspiracy theorists (and MTG) be like:
February 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Conspiracy theorists (and MTG) be like:
“Hey, it’s Jr. Need to place an order to get me through a week or two while my dad…I mean someone’s dad who may or may not be president..destroys the global trade system. Hit me back.”
January 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Hey, it’s Jr. Need to place an order to get me through a week or two while my dad…I mean someone’s dad who may or may not be president..destroys the global trade system. Hit me back.”
“Yo, Tony Montana, it’s Don Jr. Need a big ‘order’ ❄️❄️ before all these stupid tariffs kick in. Hit me back. Maybe two weeks worth.”
January 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Yo, Tony Montana, it’s Don Jr. Need a big ‘order’ ❄️❄️ before all these stupid tariffs kick in. Hit me back. Maybe two weeks worth.”
Reply 4 (from all Seinfeld addicts):
January 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Reply 4 (from all Seinfeld addicts):
Anyone that knows me knows that I ❤️❤️❤️ Costco (hell, I drive 90 minutes each way for it) but this just makes me love them more.
January 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Anyone that knows me knows that I ❤️❤️❤️ Costco (hell, I drive 90 minutes each way for it) but this just makes me love them more.
Omg I’m dying. “ill-advised gesture”
January 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Omg I’m dying. “ill-advised gesture”
I spent the last 20 minutes trying to come up with a good comment about him visiting the local high schools for “makeup advice” but alas…
January 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I spent the last 20 minutes trying to come up with a good comment about him visiting the local high schools for “makeup advice” but alas…
What Elon thinks all babies should look like:
January 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What Elon thinks all babies should look like:
Who wants to break the news to Vivek? Thoughts & prayers for your loss. Maybe Violet Bickerstaff is available now?
December 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Who wants to break the news to Vivek? Thoughts & prayers for your loss. Maybe Violet Bickerstaff is available now?
Our girl Paisley is getting a little older and this has become her fav napping spot 💤
December 26, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Our girl Paisley is getting a little older and this has become her fav napping spot 💤
Just planning his next move to “The Real Housewives” franchise
December 23, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Just planning his next move to “The Real Housewives” franchise
Probably not yet to Gaetz-ian levels, but I’d like to nominate:
December 23, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Probably not yet to Gaetz-ian levels, but I’d like to nominate: