jhnstn.bsky.social
@jhnstn.bsky.social
i yawned so hard this morning i think i nearly dislocated my jaw, which i think was a lagging effect of watching avatar: fire and ash last night
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
taking a 3-0 lead in the ashes is always huge for fans of the word unassailable
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
a male seamstress is a seamster
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
kk slider in epstein files!?
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
me: i don't think anyone is plotting against me
the perfidious king of diamonds:
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the masculine urge to make audio-only versions of adam curtis documentaries for listening on the go
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
rip to dick cheney. he taught me that it's ok to be weird
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
there’s no way moe wasn’t in on bart’s birthday prank calls. his phrasing around the names was too perfect to be mere coincidence
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
at the stage of my life where the role of caregiver is starting to shift from the parent to the child (letting my parents use my streaming logins)
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
this morning i saw someone smoking a pipe while they drove their car
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
finally feel seen as an adult by my dad l, after he asked me for the best route from my house back to his house to avoid a road closure
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
thinking about becoming a zach snyder guy, but - and this is crucial - specifically for legend of the guardians: the owls of ga’hoole
September 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
a handy mnemonic for knowing who the romantic subplot is for in star trek tng:

if the guest star is a boy, then he's there for troi
but
if perchance he would like her, then she'll flirt with riker
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
the mad max spin-off they should make is one about the rediscovery of the saxophone between the events of the road warrior and beyond thunderdome
September 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
girl in the drive through’s nametag said farquad
August 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
by age 30 you should have one Special Beer in your fridge ready to go at a moment’s notice
August 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i actually think living next to a cartoon animal would be pretty cool
July 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
he'll give us a list? an... epstein list?
Trump: You should focus on Clinton. You should focus on the president of Harvard, the former president of Harvard. You should focus on some of the hedge fund guys. I will give you a list. These guys lived with Jeffrey Epstein. I sure as hell didn’t
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
June 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
it was a gaming pc
April 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
cooked? my guy looks hard boiled
Some members of the Liberals and Nationals are growing increasingly concerned that a federal election victory is slipping away, with one campaign source describing the situation as “cooked”

The comments came after Newspoll showed Labor holding a 52-48 two-party-preferred lead
April 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
“i am peter dutton”
April 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
hey dude, i love your sneer of cold command - people are totally going to look upon these works and despair
April 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
classic nintendo move is that after a new mario kart, their second and third switch 2 announcements were: we have voice chat now and then discussing parental controls
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Reposted
March 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM