Jhonen Vasquez
@jhnenvee.bsky.social
I made Johnny the Homicidal Maniac⚔️, SQUEE!👀, I Feel Sick🎨 and INVADER ZIM👽 and I’ll UNMAKE them whenever I please. Haunted house in human form.
Predator Badlands review: Finally a Predator that learns to love a CG monkey friend. What I hated about the previous films was they didn’t have enough jar jars.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Predator Badlands review: Finally a Predator that learns to love a CG monkey friend. What I hated about the previous films was they didn’t have enough jar jars.
Successfully extracted from Atlanta. Thank you, everyone who showed up to support and consume my award losing stew at StewCon. People even dressed up in weird costumes to see me but that actually worked out alright since they could be filled up with burning hot stew. Much appreciated. #dragoncon
September 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Successfully extracted from Atlanta. Thank you, everyone who showed up to support and consume my award losing stew at StewCon. People even dressed up in weird costumes to see me but that actually worked out alright since they could be filled up with burning hot stew. Much appreciated. #dragoncon
I don’t care what the official bullshit is from the White House, there’s no way those black bags they’re dumping aren’t full of Trump’s cankle meat. They can’t dump them fast enough - no sooner do they fill up a bag does two bags of meat regenerate. #canklegate
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I don’t care what the official bullshit is from the White House, there’s no way those black bags they’re dumping aren’t full of Trump’s cankle meat. They can’t dump them fast enough - no sooner do they fill up a bag does two bags of meat regenerate. #canklegate
Did a panel today about why people still like INVADER ZIM after all this time despite it being a known fact the show causes mental deformities and almost always gives viewers ‘stupid eyes.’ Pretty good turnout and the lights made it easier to ignore their hideous eyes.
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Did a panel today about why people still like INVADER ZIM after all this time despite it being a known fact the show causes mental deformities and almost always gives viewers ‘stupid eyes.’ Pretty good turnout and the lights made it easier to ignore their hideous eyes.
Do not fear the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.
August 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Do not fear the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.
Behold this beautiful trash warlock!
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Behold this beautiful trash warlock!
More real life things should come with quantifiable achievements. Thanks @kylevogt.bsky.social!
August 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
More real life things should come with quantifiable achievements. Thanks @kylevogt.bsky.social!
Oh for sure it was as weird as seeing Darth Vader doing tv shows. Compare anything from the original Star Wars with this shot from Obi Wan.
August 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh for sure it was as weird as seeing Darth Vader doing tv shows. Compare anything from the original Star Wars with this shot from Obi Wan.
I don't like that even the Xenomorph, one of my favorite film actors, is reduced to guest starring on a tv show now. #alien #xenomorph #gueststarring
August 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I don't like that even the Xenomorph, one of my favorite film actors, is reduced to guest starring on a tv show now. #alien #xenomorph #gueststarring
The saddest of all particles.
August 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The saddest of all particles.
This is literally the moment Jason Momoa sees the pig and thinks "I AM GOING TO WEAPONIZE THAT PIG." 6 stars.
August 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This is literally the moment Jason Momoa sees the pig and thinks "I AM GOING TO WEAPONIZE THAT PIG." 6 stars.
Okay NOW I'm feeling something for ALIEN: EARTH. Initially, after decades of getting sadder and sadder about ALIEN in general, I was dead inside and was mainly interested because of Noah Hawley. The new trailer is doing some serious heavy lifting. #alienearth
July 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Okay NOW I'm feeling something for ALIEN: EARTH. Initially, after decades of getting sadder and sadder about ALIEN in general, I was dead inside and was mainly interested because of Noah Hawley. The new trailer is doing some serious heavy lifting. #alienearth
DID YOU KNOW? Everything that happens in the movie after this scene isn’t real. He died there. #invaderzim
June 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
DID YOU KNOW? Everything that happens in the movie after this scene isn’t real. He died there. #invaderzim
Oh my god the wordplay in the name 'BLUE PRINCE' just now hit me. Blue Prince? BLOOP RINSE?? I get it.
June 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh my god the wordplay in the name 'BLUE PRINCE' just now hit me. Blue Prince? BLOOP RINSE?? I get it.
Okay, so… according to this nightmare ai image, the secret to reducing dust mites, which… apparently nest in your nostrils, is to send in an army of isopods?
June 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Okay, so… according to this nightmare ai image, the secret to reducing dust mites, which… apparently nest in your nostrils, is to send in an army of isopods?
You know how when you finally stop working and the only person awake is THE NIGHT SKUNK?
May 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
You know how when you finally stop working and the only person awake is THE NIGHT SKUNK?
Bought a 2024 Razer gaming laptop. $2500. Three months out of warranty the hdmi stops working. Cost of repair from Razer? HALF THE PRICE OF THE LAPTOP. #razer
May 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Bought a 2024 Razer gaming laptop. $2500. Three months out of warranty the hdmi stops working. Cost of repair from Razer? HALF THE PRICE OF THE LAPTOP. #razer
BEHOLD the most gloriously nerdy VR exercise session i have ever experienced. I actually have shredded abs now because I was laughing so hard. #VR
April 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
BEHOLD the most gloriously nerdy VR exercise session i have ever experienced. I actually have shredded abs now because I was laughing so hard. #VR
Haven’t been to a GameStop in over a decade. I didn’t know they had such coool and current doodads.
April 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Haven’t been to a GameStop in over a decade. I didn’t know they had such coool and current doodads.
AHHAHAHA Look at this sad spooky loser reading loser comics on the latest Saturday Night Live! What a loser hey wait…
April 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
AHHAHAHA Look at this sad spooky loser reading loser comics on the latest Saturday Night Live! What a loser hey wait…
I enjoyed The Rule of Jenny Pen. Always loved stories with elderly folks as protagonists, especially in horror, but one thing that bothered me was John Lithgow's contact lenses. Never a fan of super obvious colored lenses on actors that make them look like demons unless they're playing a demon.
April 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I enjoyed The Rule of Jenny Pen. Always loved stories with elderly folks as protagonists, especially in horror, but one thing that bothered me was John Lithgow's contact lenses. Never a fan of super obvious colored lenses on actors that make them look like demons unless they're playing a demon.
Seeing President Man use the white house as a backdrop to help his weird friend sell cars had real Tim and Eric Cinco commercial vibes only more sad.
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Seeing President Man use the white house as a backdrop to help his weird friend sell cars had real Tim and Eric Cinco commercial vibes only more sad.
Been thinking about Rogue One lately so I threw it on SOMEHOW having forgotten about cg Peter Cushing and the horror and dismay at discovering that again is not cool.
February 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Been thinking about Rogue One lately so I threw it on SOMEHOW having forgotten about cg Peter Cushing and the horror and dismay at discovering that again is not cool.
More proof that our phones spy on us - I’ve never seen meatloaf propaganda on my phone before but I talk about ‘loaf’ for a moment and now THIS. What more proof do you need. Someone stands to make a lot of money if they make a phone that guarantees you never see meatloaf on it.
February 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
More proof that our phones spy on us - I’ve never seen meatloaf propaganda on my phone before but I talk about ‘loaf’ for a moment and now THIS. What more proof do you need. Someone stands to make a lot of money if they make a phone that guarantees you never see meatloaf on it.