Jhonen Vasquez
@jhnenvee.bsky.social
I made Johnny the Homicidal Maniac⚔️, SQUEE!👀, I Feel Sick🎨 and INVADER ZIM👽 and I’ll UNMAKE them whenever I please. Haunted house in human form.
Watching The Wizard of Oz. This movie is fucking insane.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Watching The Wizard of Oz. This movie is fucking insane.
Predator Badlands review: Finally a Predator that learns to love a CG monkey friend. What I hated about the previous films was they didn’t have enough jar jars.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Predator Badlands review: Finally a Predator that learns to love a CG monkey friend. What I hated about the previous films was they didn’t have enough jar jars.
I hung out with a raccoon.
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I hung out with a raccoon.
It always bothered me when people laughed while watching ZIM. All that time I spent trying to warn humanity with my admittedly astounding cautionary tales and they LAUGHED. Well I tried. Sure I failed spectacularly but I tried…
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It always bothered me when people laughed while watching ZIM. All that time I spent trying to warn humanity with my admittedly astounding cautionary tales and they LAUGHED. Well I tried. Sure I failed spectacularly but I tried…
My oral surgeon has been playing the theme music to Halloween the entire time I’ve been here. If he doesn’t come out in a blood spattered Michael Meyers costume I’m not paying.
October 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My oral surgeon has been playing the theme music to Halloween the entire time I’ve been here. If he doesn’t come out in a blood spattered Michael Meyers costume I’m not paying.
The last time I visited Columbus Ohio I was forced to eat a hot pocket for the first time. It was sad and it still haunts me. I’m back again and I’m scared I’ll have to do that again.
September 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The last time I visited Columbus Ohio I was forced to eat a hot pocket for the first time. It was sad and it still haunts me. I’m back again and I’m scared I’ll have to do that again.
I’m on a plane again goddammit.
September 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m on a plane again goddammit.
I never really looked at people before. What’s up with their faces?
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I never really looked at people before. What’s up with their faces?
A nice little thing I like to do is keep raisins in my pocket to hand out to strangers when out in the world - you never know what someone’s going through and if a single raisin can keep them from losing their shit, then it was worth it. #raisins
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A nice little thing I like to do is keep raisins in my pocket to hand out to strangers when out in the world - you never know what someone’s going through and if a single raisin can keep them from losing their shit, then it was worth it. #raisins
Successfully extracted from Atlanta. Thank you, everyone who showed up to support and consume my award losing stew at StewCon. People even dressed up in weird costumes to see me but that actually worked out alright since they could be filled up with burning hot stew. Much appreciated. #dragoncon
September 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Successfully extracted from Atlanta. Thank you, everyone who showed up to support and consume my award losing stew at StewCon. People even dressed up in weird costumes to see me but that actually worked out alright since they could be filled up with burning hot stew. Much appreciated. #dragoncon
I don’t care what the official bullshit is from the White House, there’s no way those black bags they’re dumping aren’t full of Trump’s cankle meat. They can’t dump them fast enough - no sooner do they fill up a bag does two bags of meat regenerate. #canklegate
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I don’t care what the official bullshit is from the White House, there’s no way those black bags they’re dumping aren’t full of Trump’s cankle meat. They can’t dump them fast enough - no sooner do they fill up a bag does two bags of meat regenerate. #canklegate
Did a panel today about why people still like INVADER ZIM after all this time despite it being a known fact the show causes mental deformities and almost always gives viewers ‘stupid eyes.’ Pretty good turnout and the lights made it easier to ignore their hideous eyes.
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Did a panel today about why people still like INVADER ZIM after all this time despite it being a known fact the show causes mental deformities and almost always gives viewers ‘stupid eyes.’ Pretty good turnout and the lights made it easier to ignore their hideous eyes.
Do not fear the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.
August 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Do not fear the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.
Oh shiiiiit! Hollywood’s Brent Spiner is on my flight. That’s a good sign.
August 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh shiiiiit! Hollywood’s Brent Spiner is on my flight. That’s a good sign.
On my way to the airport and being weirded out seeing that there’s other people out at this hour. What are they all doing?? They all look so miserable. Oh god, do I look like that? Am I also… people? #dragoncon
August 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
On my way to the airport and being weirded out seeing that there’s other people out at this hour. What are they all doing?? They all look so miserable. Oh god, do I look like that? Am I also… people? #dragoncon
Dragoncon adventure update: set my alarm for 6am for the airport portion of the quest. DID NOT SLEEP. I fear this whole thing.
August 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Dragoncon adventure update: set my alarm for 6am for the airport portion of the quest. DID NOT SLEEP. I fear this whole thing.
Huh. So I’ve NEVER looked at my mentions here. I’ve missed a LOT of things. Sorry, friends who are now dead but why the hell are you sending me cries for help because your car flipped and is on fire via Bluesky mention? Not smart!
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Huh. So I’ve NEVER looked at my mentions here. I’ve missed a LOT of things. Sorry, friends who are now dead but why the hell are you sending me cries for help because your car flipped and is on fire via Bluesky mention? Not smart!
Behold this beautiful trash warlock!
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Behold this beautiful trash warlock!
How do people not know they can reset themselves to the factory settings by pressing in both eyeballs for 15 seconds until they hear a beep?
August 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
How do people not know they can reset themselves to the factory settings by pressing in both eyeballs for 15 seconds until they hear a beep?
Steven King wrote a short story about a guy who mistakenly gets delivered a Kindle that has access to every book written across the multiverse, books from alternate reality versions of authors. I want such a device just for all of the infinite Margaret Atwood’s alone.
August 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Steven King wrote a short story about a guy who mistakenly gets delivered a Kindle that has access to every book written across the multiverse, books from alternate reality versions of authors. I want such a device just for all of the infinite Margaret Atwood’s alone.
I enjoy fun space opera stuff but mostly for watching - movies or television, but I’m never drawn to that sort of thing when it comes to reading. It’s always more interesting when there’s a purpose beyond just entertainment, stories that leave a mark long after I’m done with the book.
August 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I enjoy fun space opera stuff but mostly for watching - movies or television, but I’m never drawn to that sort of thing when it comes to reading. It’s always more interesting when there’s a purpose beyond just entertainment, stories that leave a mark long after I’m done with the book.
More real life things should come with quantifiable achievements. Thanks @kylevogt.bsky.social!
August 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
More real life things should come with quantifiable achievements. Thanks @kylevogt.bsky.social!
Recent nonfiction books I have absorbed: ‘Strongmen: Mussolini to the Present’, ‘The Great Mortality’ and ‘Men Who Hate Women’. Authoritarian leaders, the black plague and incels.
August 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Recent nonfiction books I have absorbed: ‘Strongmen: Mussolini to the Present’, ‘The Great Mortality’ and ‘Men Who Hate Women’. Authoritarian leaders, the black plague and incels.
Now I LOVE the original ALIEN movie, but it’s not perfect (unlike the ORGANISM itself. HAHAHA!) and something that always bothered me was its lack of a twangy guitar solo. Thanks for finally giving me that, ALIEN EARTH.
August 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Now I LOVE the original ALIEN movie, but it’s not perfect (unlike the ORGANISM itself. HAHAHA!) and something that always bothered me was its lack of a twangy guitar solo. Thanks for finally giving me that, ALIEN EARTH.