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John Helinski
@jhelinski.bsky.social
Your trashy gay friend 🏳️‍🌈
Pray the "eh" away 🇨🇦
NYT says hello
July 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
That's just the thing, they DO expect it, and subsequently charge more for electric touring those times. Solar keeps the rates a bit lower during those hours, but things like AC start ramping up as the afternoon becomes evening when the latent heat has built up in the house.
June 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This tells me all I need to know about NYC
June 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Excluding house phone, this was mine
May 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
April 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just got advertised a Christian Family Streaming service, on a gay gaming stream on twitch. 😂

I didn't know what's funnier.
Twitch calling me a faggot and telling me I need Jesus, or the fact that this company paid twitch to show targeted ads and they ended up in the place with the lowest ROI 😂😂😂
April 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
April 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I use AI to ask the real questions that matter.
April 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I hate drywalling 🙄
April 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
April 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I'm sure I've eaten a bullet with the amount of lead I've eaten this week so far 😅
April 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
April 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Honestly, same. The only thing smaller is a smart car. 😂
April 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Heey yu guyys!
March 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Spiderman!
March 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I saw it too!
March 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
🤔 Hm I wonder why... 😂
March 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Apparently I post too much politics
Thanks blueskyroast

This was a fun little thing though
March 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
March 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
March 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Honestly same.
That's probably the only nice thing about how cold it is rn 😂
February 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Okay but why is yours so big oh my god
February 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
So I talked to my friend in advertising about it. He says I should prioritize quality over quantity.

"Makes sense, sure, but the algorithm!" I say

After our call, I decided to ask Gemini AI about it. They're both Google products; she should know.

Turns out the friend is right.

So now what?
February 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Why TF are people trying to hang out in this kind of weather 🙄 I do not want to leave the house in this shit
February 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
February 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM