John Helinski
@jhelinski.bsky.social
Your trashy gay friend 🏳️🌈
Pray the "eh" away 🇨🇦
Pray the "eh" away 🇨🇦
"Billie Eilish dresses like Chingy"
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Billie Eilish dresses like Chingy"
For the longest time, same
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻♂️
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻♂️
can't wait for the holidays! #TheBaldAndTheBeautiful
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For the longest time, same
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻♂️
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻♂️
🎵Love can be so shameless,
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
🎵Love can be so shameless,
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵
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ooh well done
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ooh well done
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Buffalo showed up today; nice work fam.
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Buffalo showed up today; nice work fam.
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Williamsville, NY. Suburb of Buffalo. Red area of a purple region. Commentary for the friend for whom I recorded that video
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Williamsville, NY. Suburb of Buffalo. Red area of a purple region. Commentary for the friend for whom I recorded that video
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Your old posts are there forever, Mike.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Your old posts are there forever, Mike.
🎵 so baby pull me closer
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵
October 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
🎵 so baby pull me closer
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵
Why do all these gays have to use doublespeak
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Why do all these gays have to use doublespeak
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂
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Happy Mean Girls day to all who celebrate!
a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "
Alt: A scene from Mean Girls, Cady Heron and Aaron Samuels are sitting at their school desks on October 3rd, Aaron asks her what day it is and Cady says "it's October 3rd "
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy Mean Girls day to all who celebrate!
I love leaving attractive people on read 😂
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I love leaving attractive people on read 😂
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?
It's the middle of the night and I NEED an iced capp from Tim Hortons 😭
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It's the middle of the night and I NEED an iced capp from Tim Hortons 😭
I feel like dating apps should force you to use information from your fitness apps and smart scales etc
Like
Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄
Like
Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I feel like dating apps should force you to use information from your fitness apps and smart scales etc
Like
Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄
Like
Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄
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just tried a white Monster for the first time
September 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
just tried a white Monster for the first time
🎵When I grow up
I wanna see the world
drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
When I grow up🎵
I wanna see the world
drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
When I grow up🎵
September 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
🎵When I grow up
I wanna see the world
drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
When I grow up🎵
I wanna see the world
drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
When I grow up🎵
Suburban white women have no survival instinct I swear.
August 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Suburban white women have no survival instinct I swear.
I just got an ad on YouTube, and I'm a premium member, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD if they think I'm going to accept ads while I'm paying $22.99/mo for no fucking ads THEY GOT ANOTHER FUCKIN THING COMING.
August 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I just got an ad on YouTube, and I'm a premium member, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD if they think I'm going to accept ads while I'm paying $22.99/mo for no fucking ads THEY GOT ANOTHER FUCKIN THING COMING.
You know...
We DoorDash a lot.
We tip well (for distance, not order total)
And door dash starting to ask me to tip my driver AGAIN after they deliver is crazy.
Like
I already gave Samir $11.78 for about a mile trip.
No I'm not tipping again. 🙄
Am I being a fucking boomer or what?
We DoorDash a lot.
We tip well (for distance, not order total)
And door dash starting to ask me to tip my driver AGAIN after they deliver is crazy.
Like
I already gave Samir $11.78 for about a mile trip.
No I'm not tipping again. 🙄
Am I being a fucking boomer or what?
August 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
You know...
We DoorDash a lot.
We tip well (for distance, not order total)
And door dash starting to ask me to tip my driver AGAIN after they deliver is crazy.
Like
I already gave Samir $11.78 for about a mile trip.
No I'm not tipping again. 🙄
Am I being a fucking boomer or what?
We DoorDash a lot.
We tip well (for distance, not order total)
And door dash starting to ask me to tip my driver AGAIN after they deliver is crazy.
Like
I already gave Samir $11.78 for about a mile trip.
No I'm not tipping again. 🙄
Am I being a fucking boomer or what?
Been saying the for years
I really struggle to understand how companies like Meta and Google aren’t in deep shame at the state of their core products.
Facebook is full of bugs - performing simple tasks often just doesn’t work for anyone trying to use it professionally.
Google’s search engine is completely useless now.
Facebook is full of bugs - performing simple tasks often just doesn’t work for anyone trying to use it professionally.
Google’s search engine is completely useless now.
August 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Been saying the for years
I once had a customer come in to my work and pull his teeth out with a wrench in the bathroom.
July 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I once had a customer come in to my work and pull his teeth out with a wrench in the bathroom.
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Just a reminder; fuck cuomo.
July 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just a reminder; fuck cuomo.