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Like all men but more so, he was a hunter.
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Real Eyes Realize Real Lies (Branson Reese illustration of a determined looking Homer Simpson with human eyes against a blue sky with white clouds)
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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@victoriascott.bsky.social

You know it had that deep chugging muffler.
1st generation Chevrolet S-10 light pickup on a city street, metallic blue with a large yellow/orange fireball front wrap and mismatched wheels.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This Ain’t No Game
“Ice Cold Beer” electromechanical arcade machine by Taito.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Looks like a Tim Kreider drawing.
Tim Kreider cartoon self-portrait
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Well, that’ll last at least until December.
Two Tupperware containers and one metal box full of chocolate pretzels, chocolate toffees, and chocolate bark. Some will go to work, some will go to mom’s doctors/nurses, some will stay here. I used ten pounds of chocolate already.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Holy shit how am I just now realizing this:
Cait, a blonde woman in a white dress. Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values, looking not wholly unlike Cait.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The ginger, cherries, and chocolate smell so good.
The stove with the double boiler of chocolate and the half-poured chocolate bark with cashews, cherries, and crystallized ginger.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Getting ready for the holiday season by making the first batch of chocolate pretzels, toffees, and bark as I watch Bringing Out The Dead (Scorsese, 1999)
Melted chocolate in a double boiler and a cookie sheet of dipped chocolate pretzel sticks on the stove top.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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CASTLE DOCTRINE NO DUTY TO RETREAT
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Chun Li Street Fighter II ending where she prays at a grave, then strips down to a jogging bra and daisy dukes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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See the moment where I decide that, no, I don’t have to teach my mom what those words actually mean:
Screenshot of text exchange: Mom: Someone domed a pole Me: ? (You unsent a message) Mom: (photos of a car crashed into a telephone pole)
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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You can’t hide from my thermal scope, Cranny Boy.
Cranny Boy about to enjoy a can of Cranny Cola alone in the bog at night, lit up like a Roman candle in the thermal scope image.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Silently heading towards you in the dark, Cranny Boy…
Bog at night with the full moon reflecting on the still water.
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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It’s not too late for you, but it might be soon.
HELL IS REAL billboard by I-71 in Ohio between Columbus and Cincinnati.
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Birthday blessings upon you.
Frankie Thomas the gray tabby in a wicker basket on the kitchen table.
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Two dogs investigating a crumbling Cleveland Cavaliers/THE LAND sand sculpture on Edgewater Beach.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Came to me in a vision.
Olivia Nuzzi’s bland book cover but now instead of American Canto it’s American Phanto, and instead of blank white space it’s the spooky red and white Phanto mask from Super Mario Bros. 2.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Jesus Ministered to by Angels (Jésus assisté par les anges), by James Tissot An exhausted Christ lies on the ground in a pool of light, surrounded by ephemeral beings with tongues of flame on their foreheads, reaching towards him.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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@interurbanera.bsky.social

OH SHI-
Terrifying Lego ghost train racing a mummy’s chariot pulled by a skeleton horse with flaming eyes. Lots of glow-in-the-dark parts.
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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PEPSI WORLD THE ALBUM K-Ci & JoJo Backstreet Boys R. Kelly Public Announcement Imajin - featurig Keith Murray SWV All Saints Coolio Sylk-E. Fyne - ting Chill Salt n Pepa Big Punisher - lating Joe Robyn Mary J. Blige
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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If you want to avoid vulgarity, you want good old Roman Catholicism.
Madonna and Christ Child with neon haloes in a neon alcove under a neon cross. Backyard/shed shrine with Sacred Heart Jesus holding two neon pistols before a neon halo and symbols. Blessed Virgin with a starry blue neon halo. St. Malachi Church in Cleveland, Ohio with its signature green neon cross on the bell tower spire, installed in memory of the original church on the location that burned down in 1943 and had an illuminated cross to attract sailors out of the taverns and other dens of sin in The Flats below the church by the Cuyahoga River moorings.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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RETVRN to bustleback.
1982 Lincoln Continental magazine advertisement.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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“Hey, Buddy, we’re already watching the Notre Dame ga-“
Pinhead from Hellraiser: “Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?”
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The little (location) mentioned meme girl, in front of the Cleveland skyline, wearing a Guardians hoodie, a Cavaliers cap, and holding a Malley’s Chocolate Crunch bar and a Polish Boy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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MacOS window: Are You A Space Alien? (Back) Read Story THE ROLLING RIVER OF ROYAL RICHES Jesus wants you to have $10,000, $100,000, maybe even $1,000,000 cash...in the next thirty days! "Jesus didrit die for trailer trash! He died for Cadillac Convertibles and riches!" Reverend Dennis Kind
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM