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All, all are sleeping on the hill.
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JHB @jhb.bsky.social · 2d
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Inflatable Xmas decoration of a USAF Bell Huey with candy cane rotors and skids, a reindeer in jungle fatigues at the controls, and Santa hanging out the side door. OPERATION GIFT DROP is stenciled under the cockpit window.
jhb.bsky.social
Waking up early enough to bring the fire back to life from the embers makes me feel old-fashioned and capable.
The wood fire cooking away in the cast iron stove under the living room mantle. It is snow silent, cold, and dim outside still, and I do not have to go to work today but I will have to take the dogs to the park.
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
jhb.bsky.social
The food is put away, the fire is crackling, and the Chiefs/Cowboys halftime show sucked so bad that I’ve moved on to better things than football.
The dogs heading out to the back yard through driving lake effect snow to go potty. Joe Pera carrying a jack-o’-lantern through snowy woods towards its fate in a waterfall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
You are cordially invited to Thanksgiving with the Belmont's There's a lot of wall chickens (not turkey, JD Vance won't allow that shit)
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
jhb.bsky.social
Frankie Thomas is transfixed by her first ever fire.
Gray tabby Frankie sitting in front of the cast-iron stove in the living room, staring at the flames through the glass on the doors.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
jhb.bsky.social
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Inflatable Xmas decoration of a USAF Bell Huey with candy cane rotors and skids, a reindeer in jungle fatigues at the controls, and Santa hanging out the side door. OPERATION GIFT DROP is stenciled under the cockpit window.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
jhb.bsky.social
I’m “giving thanks” this week for lydelle buster’s posts. Don’t be “a turkey”, give lydelle buster some “gravy” (dollars).
babyshoes4cash.com lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 5d
hey everybody i haven't posted this in a while but i could use a little help- i have had to put my life on hold for a couple months owing to some major family emergencies

i'm using this fund to help keep my car full of gas as i travel the plains, doing cat- house- and babysitting for family
Donate to Skye's Recovery Fund - Help Me Get My Own Bedroom, organized by Skye Rosalina
Hello, I'm Skye, thank you for visiting my fundraiser The novel coron… Skye Rosalina needs your support for Skye's Recovery Fund - Help Me Get My Own Bedroom
gofund.me
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
jhb.bsky.social
@victoriascott.bsky.social

You know it had that deep chugging muffler.
1st generation Chevrolet S-10 light pickup on a city street, metallic blue with a large yellow/orange fireball front wrap and mismatched wheels.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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doomsmoker.bsky.social
*joy division unknown pleasures*
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
jhb.bsky.social
Why not kick the FG, at least give the kicker the practice? LORD KNOWS WE GIVE THE BROWNS PUNTER ENOUGH PRACTICE.
sickoscommittee.org Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5d
Yes the game was basically over but the Browns punted from the Raiders 29.
24 г Final 10 RAIDERS Punt 0:58 - 4th C.Bojorquez punts 19 yards to LV 10, Center-R.Sunahara, out of bounds. 4th & 2 at LV 29
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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ostrichson.bsky.social
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth whose back is turned to us, and Macbeth posed towards us with his hand on the back of his wife's neck. The long cut in the back of her dress reveals skin in the shape of a sword/dagger that Macbeth seems to be holding. Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth facing us with her cleavage cut into three pointy triangles. Macbeth is kneeling in front of her, away from us, his face in his wife's chest. The exposed skin of Lady Macbeth looks like a crown that aligns with the top of Macbeth's head.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
jhb.bsky.social
Well, that’ll last at least until December.
Two Tupperware containers and one metal box full of chocolate pretzels, chocolate toffees, and chocolate bark. Some will go to work, some will go to mom’s doctors/nurses, some will stay here. I used ten pounds of chocolate already.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
jhb.bsky.social
The ginger, cherries, and chocolate smell so good.
The stove with the double boiler of chocolate and the half-poured chocolate bark with cashews, cherries, and crystallized ginger.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
jhb.bsky.social
Getting ready for the holiday season by making the first batch of chocolate pretzels, toffees, and bark as I watch Bringing Out The Dead (Scorsese, 1999)
Melted chocolate in a double boiler and a cookie sheet of dipped chocolate pretzel sticks on the stove top.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.

MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.

OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
jhb.bsky.social
New Pope throws a rave and suddenly the Irish are beating the Orange 42-0…
bubbaprog.xyz Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 7d
let's check in on how Syracuse is doing
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
jhb.bsky.social
Banned from broadcast for thirty years…
vhsvault.bsky.social VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 7d
Thomas & Friends: It's Great To Be An Engine (2004 VHS) (High Quality) : 124s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 124 seconds.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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crabitha.slutmo.de
lol wtf, mans threw a cigarette party and everyone came
flyer for a cigarette break hundreds of people smoking with the guy
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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twigtechnology.bsky.social
Seals singing in a sea cave

#Orkney 🦭🎧
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
jhb.bsky.social
(Loading revolver at the dinner table): “Do you know what Terror Management Theory is?”
skleinedler.bsky.social Steve K 🎃 @skleinedler.bsky.social · 8d
not clicking, any ideas?
Headline from WaPo: defuse political tension in your family with one simple question
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
jhb.bsky.social
See the moment where I decide that, no, I don’t have to teach my mom what those words actually mean:
Screenshot of text exchange: Mom: Someone domed a pole Me: ? (You unsent a message) Mom: (photos of a car crashed into a telephone pole)
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
jhb.bsky.social
I would pay $2000 for this, but I’d pay $3000 for a Slim Whitman 1911.
guntoucher.bsky.social realm threatener @guntoucher.bsky.social · 8d
have no need for the trump pistol, i have one of these
magazine brochure ad for gold plated 1911 pistol tribute to country music singer conway twitty
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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enemymechpilot.bsky.social
youtu.be/WZU2PDO33IU?...

It’s a lovely morning for DKposting
Bring Donkey Kong To Life (Evanescence + DK Rap MASHUP)
YouTube video by Magik Mike
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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gregk.co.uk
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
And that's what these guys are, these guys that marched in Charlottesville, these are the people who are aware of the unspoken premise of this sort of zombie neoliberalism that we're living in, which is that we're coming to a point where there's gonna be ecological catastrophe, and that it's gonna require either massive redistribution of the ill-gotten gains of the first world, or genocide. And these are the first people who have basically said, "Well if that's the choice, then I choose genocide", ", and they're getting everyone else ready, intellectually and emotionally, for why that's gonna be okay when it happens, why they're not really people. When we're putting all this money into more fucking walls and drones and bombs and guns to keep them away, so that we can watch them die with clear consciences, it's because we've been loaded with the ideology that these guys are now starting to express publicly.
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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dillo.media
#goodpointJHB
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
might come in handy
jeffrey epstein pic with "fave implicated" over the top in the dead souls death font
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM