Mike
@jgortman.bsky.social
Slightly gelatinous, infinitely entertaining.
They/Them 🏳️🌈
Minneapolis 📍
They/Them 🏳️🌈
Minneapolis 📍
i crocheted crowns for me and my cat
i think he loves it
i think he loves it
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i crocheted crowns for me and my cat
i think he loves it
i think he loves it
Russian emo music has no equal, it’s incredible
August 28, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Russian emo music has no equal, it’s incredible
Reposted by Mike
interviewer: so what was your last job
me: i designed parking lots for Trader Joe’s
interviewer: get out
me: i designed parking lots for Trader Joe’s
interviewer: get out
August 28, 2023 at 3:11 PM
interviewer: so what was your last job
me: i designed parking lots for Trader Joe’s
interviewer: get out
me: i designed parking lots for Trader Joe’s
interviewer: get out
Reposted by Mike
Reposted by Mike
"Bottoms and tops, all hate cops"
Sticker spotted in Chicago
Sticker spotted in Chicago
August 26, 2023 at 5:54 PM
"Bottoms and tops, all hate cops"
Sticker spotted in Chicago
Sticker spotted in Chicago
me, getting ready for a date this afternoon
August 26, 2023 at 5:23 PM
me, getting ready for a date this afternoon
i found the best little local needlework store out in the west suburbs, and i can only describe it as “Lutheran Grandmacore”
August 25, 2023 at 8:58 PM
i found the best little local needlework store out in the west suburbs, and i can only describe it as “Lutheran Grandmacore”
finished a new needlepoint piece, and i’m obsessed with this tiny backstitch lettering 😍
August 25, 2023 at 5:27 PM
finished a new needlepoint piece, and i’m obsessed with this tiny backstitch lettering 😍
excited to be gay on a new platform!!!!
August 25, 2023 at 5:00 PM
excited to be gay on a new platform!!!!