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Here is Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress.

Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress:
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Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO If you are reading this, you are likely either a member of Congress or one of the many underlings tasked with prodding lawmakers from a senile haze when they must cast a vote. You may be wondering why you have lucked out and received a free issue of our storied publication without so much as inserting a rider into a bill classifying The Onion as a tax-free religious organization. Simply put, the inaction of Congress has already made me happier than any legal loophole could.
June 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM