Jamie Gaskins
jgaskins.lol
Jamie Gaskins
@jgaskins.lol
I cry when computers do precisely what I asked them to instead of what I wanted
September 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Seriously. When I saw the other day that one company raised a quarter-billion for their Series A, I was floored. I was like "their series WHAT?!"

Reminded me of this tweet
December 18, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Peening hammer? Flatter? Instructions unclear …
December 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Been thinking about the movie Antz a lot recently.
December 14, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I sincerely apologize for ruining the stats here, but I didn't know how else to let you know that you had achieved perfection
December 7, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Same energy
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Was it Michael Scott after he left Dunder Mifflin Paper Company?
May 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Oooh, TIL! This could've come in handy a lot, actually.
May 8, 2024 at 7:44 PM