John Smyth
@jfp23.bsky.social
Football and not that Premier Division Rubbish, Beer, Wife and Dog.
Obviously not in that order.
Obviously not in that order.
We did thanks - just home and bed is calling
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We did thanks - just home and bed is calling
I am off to a birthday party in 45 mins - is 11:00 to early to 'get on it?'
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I am off to a birthday party in 45 mins - is 11:00 to early to 'get on it?'
Can we expect a new album?
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can we expect a new album?
Always find it odd the way people spell okidoki.
For me it's
okey dokey.
Is there a definitive spelling?
For me it's
okey dokey.
Is there a definitive spelling?
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Always find it odd the way people spell okidoki.
For me it's
okey dokey.
Is there a definitive spelling?
For me it's
okey dokey.
Is there a definitive spelling?
Oh nice - but she needs a back
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Oh nice - but she needs a back
Photo evidence please.
Need to buy wife new slippers for Xmas
Need to buy wife new slippers for Xmas
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Photo evidence please.
Need to buy wife new slippers for Xmas
Need to buy wife new slippers for Xmas
No vowel in my surname
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No vowel in my surname
A travesty I ‘learnt’ to play gold here 40 odd years ago and played 18 holes (badly) a few weeks back
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
A travesty I ‘learnt’ to play gold here 40 odd years ago and played 18 holes (badly) a few weeks back
Tinned Tuna
The Green Mile
Red Red Wine
The Green Mile
Red Red Wine
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Tinned Tuna
The Green Mile
Red Red Wine
The Green Mile
Red Red Wine
Care homes are death-traps
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Care homes are death-traps
I have neighbours something and Shirley - no idea what his name is but we call him Laverne.
October 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I have neighbours something and Shirley - no idea what his name is but we call him Laverne.
Currently overseas with no access to bbc. So trying not to
access too many news sites- it’s tough
access too many news sites- it’s tough
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Currently overseas with no access to bbc. So trying not to
access too many news sites- it’s tough
access too many news sites- it’s tough
Shame I can’t wolf whistle
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Shame I can’t wolf whistle
We are just on our way to Cyprus for 2 weeks.
Daughter has picked the dog up and wife was crying her eyes out.
Cali is 7 and we have left her numerous times. Think the wife loves the dog more than me?
Daughter has picked the dog up and wife was crying her eyes out.
Cali is 7 and we have left her numerous times. Think the wife loves the dog more than me?
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We are just on our way to Cyprus for 2 weeks.
Daughter has picked the dog up and wife was crying her eyes out.
Cali is 7 and we have left her numerous times. Think the wife loves the dog more than me?
Daughter has picked the dog up and wife was crying her eyes out.
Cali is 7 and we have left her numerous times. Think the wife loves the dog more than me?
My daughter was home tonight. She was thankful for pasta and meatballs
October 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My daughter was home tonight. She was thankful for pasta and meatballs
You will someone a lovely wife one day
October 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You will someone a lovely wife one day
Ah the halcyon days of Sweet. Knocked out some classics.
October 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ah the halcyon days of Sweet. Knocked out some classics.
Electric blanket in place?
Wife has put the single one on her side of the bed
Wife has put the single one on her side of the bed
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Electric blanket in place?
Wife has put the single one on her side of the bed
Wife has put the single one on her side of the bed
Did over 12 months in the year after covid. Worked in Care Homes and the thermostats were turned up to about 28 degrees even in July.
Did wear trousers for a funeral but took them off as soon as was back in the house.
Did wear trousers for a funeral but took them off as soon as was back in the house.
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Did over 12 months in the year after covid. Worked in Care Homes and the thermostats were turned up to about 28 degrees even in July.
Did wear trousers for a funeral but took them off as soon as was back in the house.
Did wear trousers for a funeral but took them off as soon as was back in the house.
Is she related to Tim?
October 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Is she related to Tim?
Hopefully made you feel better?
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hopefully made you feel better?