John Smyth
jfp23.bsky.social
John Smyth
@jfp23.bsky.social
Football and not that Premier Division Rubbish, Beer, Wife and Dog.
Obviously not in that order.
We did thanks - just home and bed is calling
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am off to a birthday party in 45 mins - is 11:00 to early to 'get on it?'
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Can we expect a new album?
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Always find it odd the way people spell okidoki.
For me it's
okey dokey.
Is there a definitive spelling?
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Oh nice - but she needs a back
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Photo evidence please.
Need to buy wife new slippers for Xmas
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
No vowel in my surname
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A travesty I ‘learnt’ to play gold here 40 odd years ago and played 18 holes (badly) a few weeks back
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Tinned Tuna

The Green Mile

Red Red Wine
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Care homes are death-traps
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I have neighbours something and Shirley - no idea what his name is but we call him Laverne.
October 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Currently overseas with no access to bbc. So trying not to
access too many news sites- it’s tough
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Shame I can’t wolf whistle
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Do you not sleep ?
October 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We are just on our way to Cyprus for 2 weeks.
Daughter has picked the dog up and wife was crying her eyes out.
Cali is 7 and we have left her numerous times. Think the wife loves the dog more than me?
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My daughter was home tonight. She was thankful for pasta and meatballs
October 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You will someone a lovely wife one day
October 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ah the halcyon days of Sweet. Knocked out some classics.
October 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Electric blanket in place?
Wife has put the single one on her side of the bed
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Did over 12 months in the year after covid. Worked in Care Homes and the thermostats were turned up to about 28 degrees even in July.
Did wear trousers for a funeral but took them off as soon as was back in the house.
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is she related to Tim?
October 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hopefully made you feel better?
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM