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I admit I skimmed the “report”, because doing that alone made me want to shower, I see is a history teacher and someone at the DWP referencing serious research scientists like… The Daily Telegraph and recommending cuts to DLA, did I miss anything? 3/10 because it has nice colourful infographics.
August 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m all of these
August 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh to be under constant threat of being mauled, with a maul.
August 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How do you know exactly what I’m wearing?
July 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Fairly sure this is photorealistic
July 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Does he shoot wads of honey and cum twice on Easter Sunday?” If James Joyce were alive today, he’d shit himself at that incredible imagery. It’s great to hear you being so joyful in these grim times.
July 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“Labour are losing votes because they aren’t listening to their base”

“So, you’re saying they should listen to their base?”

“Good Lord no, that’s a terrifying idea, they should do precisely the opposite”

“The base are speaking regardless, it’s getting a rather loud”

“Arrest them!”
July 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I read the title twice.
Thought about the importance of a title and how it should clearly indicate the content.
Thought “this sounds like bad science fiction for those who’ve never known the loving touch of another person”.
Then, I just thought.
July 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If I’m looking at the right “report” the title is as unserious as could be. I wouldn’t want to give it further oxygen but I snort laughed and didn’t bother to open it.
July 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fine with them chipped, but whole? Too many secrets.
July 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That… *squints* tapioca pudding doesn’t bother me half as much as dried lotus blossoms. Those things have too many secrets and they give me the willies.
July 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
*paints on full body mud camouflage like Dutch from Predator and climbs a not particularly tall tree*

best of luck.
June 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have you seen her husband? He’s quite the beefy boy
a man in a purple shirt is sitting next to a woman
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is sitting next to a woman
media.tenor.com
June 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reddit “I belong on a register and anybody that doesn’t is going against nature”

You “I’m a well adjusted man”

Reddit “right, get the pitchforks!!!”
June 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I decree that your children are allowed 4.50 of berserker time whenever Warchild plays
June 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Spinning a Lucerne hammer around my head as I listen to this.
June 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
NØ MAN
June 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s true, I fucking love Dismal Aura. One of the most important Canadian bands you haven’t heard of, get on it.
June 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@kowloonwalled.bsky.social Trèz Walled City? Kowloon Walled Trèz? Excuse my enthusiastic honking at the end
June 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I just scrolled your timeline looking for reposts out of morbid curiosity then viewed their profile. I wish I hadn’t. I’m sorry you’re dealing with that sort of harassment. Might be worth reporting their account as “posting unwanted content” I’ve just thrown one of those in on it.
June 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It was the considerably sexier Queen Of Japan cover for me
I Was Made For Loving You
YouTube video by Queen of Japan - Topic
youtu.be
June 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM