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J.F. Delisi 🇨🇦📚
@jfdelisi.bsky.social
Full of fire and fairies
Writer | Cozy Mysteries & Horror

📚 NEW BOOK!
Coming January 2026 📚
I write #cozymysteries for people who love Parisian history and talking animals. If you’re trying to escape the world for a little bit, this will help! I wrote this after reading The Maid by Nita Prose.

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January 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Tonight's Horror: Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix

Every once in a while there’s a great book idea that I wish had been written by a different author. This is one of those books.

GH can’t write characters at all. It’s like he doesn’t care that much. Terrible experience.

1.5 🩸/10 🩸
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me, on a cooking show: "I made you a deconstructed puffed rice cereal desert. In a bowl."
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh shiiiiit! Can they do it? Can they bring vine back to usher in some kind of post-AI utopia? diVine is a cute name tho.

Are you signing up to find out?
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sometimes I feel great.

Other times I feel like Saruman’s hand as it hovers over the palantir.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Cat: *Screetching for more food*

Me: No, you JUST had breakfast!

Cat:
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Me: I’m not autistic!

Also me: *makes designs in the ice cube tray as they remove ice* #autismsky
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
October 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There are worse places to work from…🥰
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Time to go to Tosche Station and pick up some power converters.
October 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Dear AI: How do I whiten my teeth and still be able to drink the 3 cups of coffee I require each day?

Signed,
An Author
September 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I tend to write about 1,000 words in 45 minutes. Which is pretty respectable I think. What’s your usual word count?
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What are you reading right now? I need some recommendations!
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Finally started reading The Maid by Nita Prose and I am IN LOVE. Not only is Molly almost exactly like me (read: autistic), and just charming as hell, but the writing itself is delightful to ingest.

Excitement Level: 9 🩸/ 10 🩸

#cozymystery #reading #booksky
September 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hi Blueskies! I’m J.F. Delisi, currently writing my way through the delightfully twisted worlds of cozy mysteries and horror. No, there’s nothing wrong with me that I’m aware of...

Looking for fellow writers, readers, and anyone who appreciates a good plot twist! 📚 Who should I follow??
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM