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J.F. Delisi 🇨🇦📚
@jfdelisi.bsky.social
Full of fire and fairies
Writer | Cozy Mysteries & Horror

📚 NEW BOOK!
Coming January 2026 📚
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Hi Blueskies! I’m J.F. Delisi, currently writing my way through the delightfully twisted worlds of cozy mysteries and horror. No, there’s nothing wrong with me that I’m aware of...

Looking for fellow writers, readers, and anyone who appreciates a good plot twist! 📚 Who should I follow??
Hey #booksky !! I am looking for some ARC readers for my forthcoming cozy mystery book. If you love historical gardens, soft M/M romance, talking animals, and a bizarre main character...sign up for your FREE copy! booksprout.co/reviewer/rev...
Death & The Romanticized Life
Paris, 1782. Desperate and destitute, a man accepts the strangest job of his life: be the garden hermit to a wealthy estate. The rules of his new life are simple. Live in the ornamental garden, be ...
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January 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Happy Boxing Day to those who celebrate! #booksky

As a gift to you, I've lowered the pre-order price for my debut cozy mystery novel, Death & The Romanticized Life. Coming January 29th! bit.ly/4paXeqk
Death & the Romanticized Life (The Hermit Detective Book 1) eBook : Delisi, J.F.: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store
Death & the Romanticized Life (The Hermit Detective Book 1) eBook : Delisi, J.F.: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store
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December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm shocked they haven't yet tried to adapt The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy again.

It's prefect for some steaming service I feel like. Who would you want to adapt it?
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The older I get the more I realize Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an actual masterpiece.

If you need a masterclass in storytelling, this is the movie for you.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this but...

They BOTH shot. Greedo just missed.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The four most terrible words in the English language:

We're. Out. Of. Coffee.
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Me, on a cooking show: "I made you a deconstructed puffed rice cereal desert. In a bowl."
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Do you think Gondor ever butt dialled with the beacons or...?
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Do you think Ryan Reynolds regrets being forced to play Van Wilder for 24 straight years?
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My Kingdom for a reliable narrator!
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hey, remember the 90's?

That was weird, wasn't it?
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sometimes for kicks I try different AIs as like a digital personal assistant and, dear God, ChatGPT is far and away the worst. Incredibly broken this thing.

Claude AI is so much better in literally every way.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Red is just fancy brown.

I will not be elaborating at this time.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm no longer an empiricist.

I actually care about reality.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
When I turned 30, I re-watched the entirety of Friends.

Now that I'm turning 40 in a few weeks, I've suddenly found myself re-watching The Golden Girls.

Holy crap, how does this show hold up so much better?!
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh shiiiiit! Can they do it? Can they bring vine back to usher in some kind of post-AI utopia? diVine is a cute name tho.

Are you signing up to find out?
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Apparently, if you put thinly sliced onions on your feet under your socks, you will make cough/phlegm vanish. Its been two months of coughing. Tonight, Theo gets the onions!

Whats your favourite old-wives medicine?
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Don't overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself. #writingadvice
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Before you write your novel, write a page of
anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced. #writingadvice
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I've been out of the American politics loop for a few years now, but every once in a while something happens that explodes all over my feed.

This week has been one of those times.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you're only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. There are playwrights who literally write every single script twice because of this. #writingadvice
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So happy that i can use the buses and metros in #montreal again, but the reason its back on is so gross. Bill 89 lets the owners just be like "fuck off back to work you plebs". Which is what happened.

May my fellow workers in this city get what they need out of this! 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says "I'm mad" but they can say it in 100 other ways. #writingadvice
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When the first sentence contains a mispelling, that'll be a DNF from me, dawg.

Whats your most petty DNF reason? #books
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The best part of not having been on the social internet for ages is I have no idea what anyone is talking about whenever I accidentally scroll now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM