jfbutland.bsky.social
@jfbutland.bsky.social
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again when you used to work.

“Oh, for fu….”
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I was living in Arizona.
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The best goose!
January 30, 2026 at 5:25 PM
And the poor bastard doesn’t even have any sprogs at home to run interference. 😬
January 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
In my mind I hear a big Pavarotti aria coming out of the little bugger’s beak.
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Perhaps they will achieve the Ouroboros of enshittification.

Typing that I now wonder why enshittification needs the double t. 🤔
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Montgomery Burns voice: Excellent. He’s taking my picture.
January 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sigh, my pasty white ass. You’re wondering if it’s too early in the year to take a vacation day to spend sorting through them.

And I saw this in a UK story about the year in pictures, so I’ll throw it up to motivate you.
January 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM