Jezzafuji
@jezzafuji.bsky.social
Father to twin teenagers who easily recognise I'm winging this parenting thing, and husband to amazing wife I work hard to deserve. Cricket fan and coach, crossword-lover, podcast devourer while dog-walking, and blood donor (please donate if you can).
God I miss Arthur Marshall. The verbal battle of wits with Frank Muir. Even when I was only 7 or 8 I wanted to be so knowledgeable, so suave, and so amusing. Yes, I was an odd child...
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
God I miss Arthur Marshall. The verbal battle of wits with Frank Muir. Even when I was only 7 or 8 I wanted to be so knowledgeable, so suave, and so amusing. Yes, I was an odd child...
Oh Cripes, me too. Even the bit in the opening where Bruce loses his rag, like every man does changing a wheel. When you see those crazy white contact lenses...*shivers*
August 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Oh Cripes, me too. Even the bit in the opening where Bruce loses his rag, like every man does changing a wheel. When you see those crazy white contact lenses...*shivers*
A t-shirt is for [helping to save a] life, not just for an anniversary #BillableHourTees
August 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
A t-shirt is for [helping to save a] life, not just for an anniversary #BillableHourTees
Or Zone 1, as it's more commonly known... #ElbowTyping #NoOpposableThumbs
August 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Or Zone 1, as it's more commonly known... #ElbowTyping #NoOpposableThumbs
Trepanning is *such* a good headache cure too!
June 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Trepanning is *such* a good headache cure too!
I think you meant Dent Arthur Dent...
January 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I think you meant Dent Arthur Dent...
It looks like an evil Transformer that forces you to perform arpeggios until your fingers bleed...
January 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It looks like an evil Transformer that forces you to perform arpeggios until your fingers bleed...
May I submit for your further delectation:
Joe Dolce
Joe Brown
Jasper Carrott
Brian Trueman
Michael Rodd
Russell Harty
and Ted Rodgers
In fact, that sequence has all the markings of a baffling 321 puzzle solution...
Joe Dolce
Joe Brown
Jasper Carrott
Brian Trueman
Michael Rodd
Russell Harty
and Ted Rodgers
In fact, that sequence has all the markings of a baffling 321 puzzle solution...
January 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
May I submit for your further delectation:
Joe Dolce
Joe Brown
Jasper Carrott
Brian Trueman
Michael Rodd
Russell Harty
and Ted Rodgers
In fact, that sequence has all the markings of a baffling 321 puzzle solution...
Joe Dolce
Joe Brown
Jasper Carrott
Brian Trueman
Michael Rodd
Russell Harty
and Ted Rodgers
In fact, that sequence has all the markings of a baffling 321 puzzle solution...
This was, of course, a...<opens envelope> *BLUFF*, as I managed to conflate Frank Muir with the wonderful Arthur Marshall. My apologies...
January 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This was, of course, a...<opens envelope> *BLUFF*, as I managed to conflate Frank Muir with the wonderful Arthur Marshall. My apologies...
Sorry - realised I slipped Eddie Kidd in there in an odd fashion... Not exactly a big American TV star. Must go to sleep now.
January 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sorry - realised I slipped Eddie Kidd in there in an odd fashion... Not exactly a big American TV star. Must go to sleep now.
Even the big American TV stars of the era wouldn't mean anything.
Jan Michael Vincent
Stephanie Powers and Robert Wagner
Lindsay Wagner
Eddie Kidd
Jim Hutton (Ellery Queen)
And... <sharp intake of breath>
Probably not even
Linda Carter...
<faints>
Jan Michael Vincent
Stephanie Powers and Robert Wagner
Lindsay Wagner
Eddie Kidd
Jim Hutton (Ellery Queen)
And... <sharp intake of breath>
Probably not even
Linda Carter...
<faints>
January 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Even the big American TV stars of the era wouldn't mean anything.
Jan Michael Vincent
Stephanie Powers and Robert Wagner
Lindsay Wagner
Eddie Kidd
Jim Hutton (Ellery Queen)
And... <sharp intake of breath>
Probably not even
Linda Carter...
<faints>
Jan Michael Vincent
Stephanie Powers and Robert Wagner
Lindsay Wagner
Eddie Kidd
Jim Hutton (Ellery Queen)
And... <sharp intake of breath>
Probably not even
Linda Carter...
<faints>
Oh God, Sean, I shouldn't read these thing just before bed. Now my brain is racing...
Roland Rivron
Roland Rat
Roland Browning
Oooo - how about Arthur English?
Roland Rivron
Roland Rat
Roland Browning
Oooo - how about Arthur English?
January 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh God, Sean, I shouldn't read these thing just before bed. Now my brain is racing...
Roland Rivron
Roland Rat
Roland Browning
Oooo - how about Arthur English?
Roland Rivron
Roland Rat
Roland Browning
Oooo - how about Arthur English?
Bamber Gascoigne
Paul Gascoigne
Jill Gascoigne
Magnus Magnusson
Maureen Lipman
But most of all...
Yoffy (Rick Jones) who apparently ripped apart the Fingerbobs puppets at the end of the final episode, unaware that they were still recording.
Paul Gascoigne
Jill Gascoigne
Magnus Magnusson
Maureen Lipman
But most of all...
Yoffy (Rick Jones) who apparently ripped apart the Fingerbobs puppets at the end of the final episode, unaware that they were still recording.
January 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bamber Gascoigne
Paul Gascoigne
Jill Gascoigne
Magnus Magnusson
Maureen Lipman
But most of all...
Yoffy (Rick Jones) who apparently ripped apart the Fingerbobs puppets at the end of the final episode, unaware that they were still recording.
Paul Gascoigne
Jill Gascoigne
Magnus Magnusson
Maureen Lipman
But most of all...
Yoffy (Rick Jones) who apparently ripped apart the Fingerbobs puppets at the end of the final episode, unaware that they were still recording.
Preferred Petra... :)
January 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Preferred Petra... :)
I'm gruntled by this idea...
January 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm gruntled by this idea...
You too! Let's catch up again soon!
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 AM
You too! Let's catch up again soon!
...While watching 'Scrooged' too for maximum Christmassiness...
December 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
...While watching 'Scrooged' too for maximum Christmassiness...
@seanjones.org - the flagpole in question. O is not happy at the priority given to the flags...
December 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
@seanjones.org - the flagpole in question. O is not happy at the priority given to the flags...
Ooo - is that a navy corsair?
December 21, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Ooo - is that a navy corsair?
Thanks for coming over! It was lovely to see you and scratch the surface of catching up. I hope I didn't cause problems by mentioning the existence of the Warhammer store and thereby spoil any chances of keeping E away :) Will update @seanjones.org - he may want me to sabotage their flagpole 😂
December 21, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Thanks for coming over! It was lovely to see you and scratch the surface of catching up. I hope I didn't cause problems by mentioning the existence of the Warhammer store and thereby spoil any chances of keeping E away :) Will update @seanjones.org - he may want me to sabotage their flagpole 😂