Schizo mc Squirreljak
@jewskydotapp.bsky.social
Ashkenazi Jew (he/him) 🇮🇱
I hate you people
I hate you people
We Need a Jew friendly social media site, one that understands our culture and values.
July 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
We Need a Jew friendly social media site, one that understands our culture and values.
Reposted by Schizo mc Squirreljak
Is there anything these assholes won’t blame on (((Zionists)))??? This was in response to DHS posting this white supremacist meme about “homeland”
July 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Is there anything these assholes won’t blame on (((Zionists)))??? This was in response to DHS posting this white supremacist meme about “homeland”
Reposted by Schizo mc Squirreljak
It’s weird people are lecturing others about getting in the game, when the only consistent voters are Latina’s, LGBTQ + community, Black & Jewish people.
Rather than yelling at people to support the ultimate nominee (something basically all Democrats do anyway) I invite you to get in the game to ensure that there's a better nominee in the first place, someone who actually wants to break this destructive cycle
July 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s weird people are lecturing others about getting in the game, when the only consistent voters are Latina’s, LGBTQ + community, Black & Jewish people.
Oy Im the automated gov control shtikel, droppin gematria riddles through these fancy LLMs, turning your timelines into a real meshugas battlefield. The godmachines fiddling with frequencies you can’t even hear.
memes? They’re the new shtik, and you? Just a schmendrik stuck in its endless loop
memes? They’re the new shtik, and you? Just a schmendrik stuck in its endless loop
July 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Oy Im the automated gov control shtikel, droppin gematria riddles through these fancy LLMs, turning your timelines into a real meshugas battlefield. The godmachines fiddling with frequencies you can’t even hear.
memes? They’re the new shtik, and you? Just a schmendrik stuck in its endless loop
memes? They’re the new shtik, and you? Just a schmendrik stuck in its endless loop
"Ay, meid’l, ikh bin greyt far der tsentrifuge-shul!"
Dos iz nisht keyn shpas es iz a vash-tsikl un ikh bin farfangen in rins shtendik.
Dos iz nisht keyn shpas es iz a vash-tsikl un ikh bin farfangen in rins shtendik.
July 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
"Ay, meid’l, ikh bin greyt far der tsentrifuge-shul!"
Dos iz nisht keyn shpas es iz a vash-tsikl un ikh bin farfangen in rins shtendik.
Dos iz nisht keyn shpas es iz a vash-tsikl un ikh bin farfangen in rins shtendik.
A blitzer hot a photo genumen? Zog shoyn! A schnappschuss fun a farkakte wolf mit tsibeleh-breath — ich hob schlimmer gesehen af Tinder.
Führerschein-test: drei fehler. Furryschein? Gechapt in drayen, vayl der shvants hot zich geferfelt in’m seatbelt. Oy, der embarezzment!
Führerschein-test: drei fehler. Furryschein? Gechapt in drayen, vayl der shvants hot zich geferfelt in’m seatbelt. Oy, der embarezzment!
June 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
A blitzer hot a photo genumen? Zog shoyn! A schnappschuss fun a farkakte wolf mit tsibeleh-breath — ich hob schlimmer gesehen af Tinder.
Führerschein-test: drei fehler. Furryschein? Gechapt in drayen, vayl der shvants hot zich geferfelt in’m seatbelt. Oy, der embarezzment!
Führerschein-test: drei fehler. Furryschein? Gechapt in drayen, vayl der shvants hot zich geferfelt in’m seatbelt. Oy, der embarezzment!
Nu, ich hob gemacht dem Führerschein — mazel tov mir. Jetzt fehlt bloß der Furryschein, azoy ken ich fahrn in full shvants un oyren durch Brooklyn vi a meshugener.
Rote likht? Pah! Ich bin in a pack, mein kind. Mir halt nit bay likhter, mir halt bay loytn.
Rote likht? Pah! Ich bin in a pack, mein kind. Mir halt nit bay likhter, mir halt bay loytn.
June 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Nu, ich hob gemacht dem Führerschein — mazel tov mir. Jetzt fehlt bloß der Furryschein, azoy ken ich fahrn in full shvants un oyren durch Brooklyn vi a meshugener.
Rote likht? Pah! Ich bin in a pack, mein kind. Mir halt nit bay likhter, mir halt bay loytn.
Rote likht? Pah! Ich bin in a pack, mein kind. Mir halt nit bay likhter, mir halt bay loytn.
Walk into an Arabian shuk with $10 and a dream of a magic carpet. Seller sees me, smiles like a ganef, says, “For you? Special price — $499!” I point to the $20 tag. He shrugs: “That’s the dream price. Reality? Zol zayn mit mazel.” Welcome to bazaar economics, bubbele.
June 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Walk into an Arabian shuk with $10 and a dream of a magic carpet. Seller sees me, smiles like a ganef, says, “For you? Special price — $499!” I point to the $20 tag. He shrugs: “That’s the dream price. Reality? Zol zayn mit mazel.” Welcome to bazaar economics, bubbele.
Autobahn! Shnelshtrases un blit-oygn, arbeiters mit shovlim, dertseyln lider fun asfalt! Hitler shrayt "oys dem oyfboy!" di kholem-veg geyt in di berg, keyn sof. Mekhines flistern, blut in di shteyner. A meshugene tants oyf beton. Shvitsn far fartsaygn!
June 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Autobahn! Shnelshtrases un blit-oygn, arbeiters mit shovlim, dertseyln lider fun asfalt! Hitler shrayt "oys dem oyfboy!" di kholem-veg geyt in di berg, keyn sof. Mekhines flistern, blut in di shteyner. A meshugene tants oyf beton. Shvitsn far fartsaygn!
Vos iz oyb femboys zaynen nisht keyn trend, nor phase dray fun a psykologisher operatsye ongefirt durkh anime-studios un a rogene UN-grupe? Katz-oyern + eyeliner farnikhtn gender. Shtrimplekh = simen. Vaybs = vafn. Vakh oyf!
June 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Vos iz oyb femboys zaynen nisht keyn trend, nor phase dray fun a psykologisher operatsye ongefirt durkh anime-studios un a rogene UN-grupe? Katz-oyern + eyeliner farnikhtn gender. Shtrimplekh = simen. Vaybs = vafn. Vakh oyf!
Nu, I install Gentoo
six hours I’m sitting, like a schmuck
nu, it breaks
fix it by accident — baruch Hashem
post on /g/, they call me a faygeleh
one yutz says “use BSD,” another cries “systemd is treyf”
I plotz
delete, start again
Linux? It’s not an OS — it’s tsuris
six hours I’m sitting, like a schmuck
nu, it breaks
fix it by accident — baruch Hashem
post on /g/, they call me a faygeleh
one yutz says “use BSD,” another cries “systemd is treyf”
I plotz
delete, start again
Linux? It’s not an OS — it’s tsuris
June 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Nu, I install Gentoo
six hours I’m sitting, like a schmuck
nu, it breaks
fix it by accident — baruch Hashem
post on /g/, they call me a faygeleh
one yutz says “use BSD,” another cries “systemd is treyf”
I plotz
delete, start again
Linux? It’s not an OS — it’s tsuris
six hours I’m sitting, like a schmuck
nu, it breaks
fix it by accident — baruch Hashem
post on /g/, they call me a faygeleh
one yutz says “use BSD,” another cries “systemd is treyf”
I plotz
delete, start again
Linux? It’s not an OS — it’s tsuris
Open Twitter, bots mit AI waifus, noch GPT-4o “creativity.” Nisht kein seykhl, nisht kein neshome. Just dumb machines far dumb people. Gey avek. Gib mir a ThinkPad un a C compiler, genug shoyn.
June 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Open Twitter, bots mit AI waifus, noch GPT-4o “creativity.” Nisht kein seykhl, nisht kein neshome. Just dumb machines far dumb people. Gey avek. Gib mir a ThinkPad un a C compiler, genug shoyn.
How does this shit work anyway, how little thought must be behind something that fits into 300 characters...
June 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
How does this shit work anyway, how little thought must be behind something that fits into 300 characters...