NotJoey
@jesuschrysler.bsky.social
Pretty sure it works. His original goal was to prevent masturbation, and corn flakes make terrible lube.
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Pretty sure it works. His original goal was to prevent masturbation, and corn flakes make terrible lube.
I named my gallbladder right before I yeeted it. Its name was asshole.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I named my gallbladder right before I yeeted it. Its name was asshole.
Turn the bow the other way next time.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Turn the bow the other way next time.
That makes a lot more sense. If you're just looking for money (and want to stay in the industry?) then being an agent is a better bet. Unfortunately, no artist I've known has done it just for the money.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That makes a lot more sense. If you're just looking for money (and want to stay in the industry?) then being an agent is a better bet. Unfortunately, no artist I've known has done it just for the money.
That's me with birthdays. I know when someone's birthday is, I just don't know when *today* is.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That's me with birthdays. I know when someone's birthday is, I just don't know when *today* is.
He may have taken it a bit literally.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
He may have taken it a bit literally.
The latter is how I read it. My immediate reaction was "oh... they really thought they did something there, huh?"
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The latter is how I read it. My immediate reaction was "oh... they really thought they did something there, huh?"
I thought all the dumb quotes were the point of the image...
Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.
Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I thought all the dumb quotes were the point of the image...
Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.
Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.
They can hate two things. In different amounts, even.
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
They can hate two things. In different amounts, even.
Man, women nowadays do nothing but eat hot chip and don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Man, women nowadays do nothing but eat hot chip and don't like the vehicle.
Famous for throwing people in the goulash.
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Famous for throwing people in the goulash.
He needed that C elsewhere, on account of, him not making the cut for B-team comedian.
Seriously, never heard of him before just now.
Seriously, never heard of him before just now.
September 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
He needed that C elsewhere, on account of, him not making the cut for B-team comedian.
Seriously, never heard of him before just now.
Seriously, never heard of him before just now.
I wouldn't say you're unrecognizable, though. We met at San Antonio Worldcon (2013). We didn't talk much, but I immediately recognized you when the announcement for Someone dropped and I was so happy for you.
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wouldn't say you're unrecognizable, though. We met at San Antonio Worldcon (2013). We didn't talk much, but I immediately recognized you when the announcement for Someone dropped and I was so happy for you.
You catch a ban or something?
September 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
You catch a ban or something?
I rode past a trailer with the license plate "FishBus" the other day.
August 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I rode past a trailer with the license plate "FishBus" the other day.