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NotJoey
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Bernie this time tomorrow:
Bernie once again asking for another copy of Kitasan Black so his horsegirl waifu can go vroom vroom
July 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Terrible drawing labeled "sord." Also labeled "pointy bit" and "holdy bit."
May 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Because this is the internet and, even if you spell out *exactly* what you mean, people will find a way to be stupid in new and exciting ways. Unfortunately this doesn't just apply to Twitter any more
Picture of "so you hate waffles" tweet
March 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Same
Stupid quiz result: You cannot fix him. Just don't even try. It's not worth it. Image includes Tyler Durden, Robert de Niro from Taxi Driver, the Riddler, bassist from the Gorillaz, some Christian Bale character (does it matter which?), Christian Slater, freaky anime kid holding the tip of a knife in his own mouth, etc.
March 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Piko Taro, looking excited mid-dance
March 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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July 30, 2023 at 11:17 PM