The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth
@jesusandteeth.bsky.social
Satire and Sarcastic, my quirky characters go on adventures in replies and posts. Please dont take anything here seriously. Autistic af
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Not selling anything.
Here for laughs! (FYI: Images are AI generated for those who wish not to follow AI accounts)
Lenexa reporting in!
June 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lenexa reporting in!
Time lapse
June 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Time lapse
Lenexa, KS my guess is about 2,000
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Lenexa, KS my guess is about 2,000
No Kings Protest- Lenexa, KS
June 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
No Kings Protest- Lenexa, KS
No kings protests across America
June 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
No kings protests across America
Robert Prevost, first American Pope! He’s taking the name Leo XIV. From Chicago!
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Robert Prevost, first American Pope! He’s taking the name Leo XIV. From Chicago!
The reason I say this is because of this tweet she posted. I know it’s been a while but it just doesn’t sit right with me
April 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The reason I say this is because of this tweet she posted. I know it’s been a while but it just doesn’t sit right with me
Someone at the protests gave me this bracelet 😂
Forget me nots
Daisy
Tulip
Read the first letters 😂
#handsoff #handsoff2025
Forget me nots
Daisy
Tulip
Read the first letters 😂
#handsoff #handsoff2025
April 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Someone at the protests gave me this bracelet 😂
Forget me nots
Daisy
Tulip
Read the first letters 😂
#handsoff #handsoff2025
Forget me nots
Daisy
Tulip
Read the first letters 😂
#handsoff #handsoff2025
Hands off April 19, 2025 Lenexa, Kansas #handsoff #handsoff2025 #protests #kansasprotests #protests2025
April 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hands off April 19, 2025 Lenexa, Kansas #handsoff #handsoff2025 #protests #kansasprotests #protests2025
April 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just got back from the #handsoff2025 protests, we went to two in Kansas ✊🏻
April 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just got back from the #handsoff2025 protests, we went to two in Kansas ✊🏻
The post timing is immaculate
April 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The post timing is immaculate
Then according to my username, I must have a super boner there
March 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Then according to my username, I must have a super boner there
He’d use it as a grift of some sort
March 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He’d use it as a grift of some sort
Right on, Jesus
March 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Right on, Jesus
Happy new year
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Happy new year
March 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Me in the National Security team group chat
I’m 40 today bitches
March 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m 40 today bitches
I dunno mine comes with a Himalayan mountain almost every time
March 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I dunno mine comes with a Himalayan mountain almost every time
Happy Caturday! Here’s my dumb cat falling off the bed
February 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Happy Caturday! Here’s my dumb cat falling off the bed
It really does. I have to do the same thing and my partner reminds me I couldn’t even walk to the kitchen some days to get a drink. I have an amazing partner, truly. He helps me on the worst days
February 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It really does. I have to do the same thing and my partner reminds me I couldn’t even walk to the kitchen some days to get a drink. I have an amazing partner, truly. He helps me on the worst days