Jesus and Butthead
@jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Years ago, I used to take a picture every day, just of things I saw and liked. I should start doing it again. It helped me notice things in a different way.
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Years ago, I used to take a picture every day, just of things I saw and liked. I should start doing it again. It helped me notice things in a different way.
Every day should be sexy potato day.
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Every day should be sexy potato day.
One of my neighbors bought this. Who would want a robot that throws garbage all over your house?
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
One of my neighbors bought this. Who would want a robot that throws garbage all over your house?
Our neighborhood is really great for Halloween, one neighbor in particular. I wonder what they're going to do this year.
October 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Our neighborhood is really great for Halloween, one neighbor in particular. I wonder what they're going to do this year.
Holy crap, PBR has Godzilla cans.
September 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Holy crap, PBR has Godzilla cans.
Caturday pic. Put your thumb over the ugly human.
September 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Caturday pic. Put your thumb over the ugly human.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
I'm finally getting some rest after dealing with drunk Oktoberfest people all weekend.
Watching TV, and the cat fell asleep holding my hand.
Watching TV, and the cat fell asleep holding my hand.
September 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm finally getting some rest after dealing with drunk Oktoberfest people all weekend.
Watching TV, and the cat fell asleep holding my hand.
Watching TV, and the cat fell asleep holding my hand.
I started needle felting a few months ago. I just finished my third attempt. I'm still learning the basics, but it's really relaxing, and I wish I had more time for it.
September 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I started needle felting a few months ago. I just finished my third attempt. I'm still learning the basics, but it's really relaxing, and I wish I had more time for it.
How did you know I'm a Swiftie?
July 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How did you know I'm a Swiftie?
Vacation picture (and possible new band name) - toilet hammer.
July 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Vacation picture (and possible new band name) - toilet hammer.
It's Caturday, and it's still a jetlag day for me. I'm going to go back to sleep, and dream that I'm asleep.
July 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's Caturday, and it's still a jetlag day for me. I'm going to go back to sleep, and dream that I'm asleep.
Record company executive 1986 :"This sticker is going to help us sell millions. People won't be able to resist it!"
Me, finding it still sealed in 2025 for $3: "Sold!"
Me, finding it still sealed in 2025 for $3: "Sold!"
July 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Record company executive 1986 :"This sticker is going to help us sell millions. People won't be able to resist it!"
Me, finding it still sealed in 2025 for $3: "Sold!"
Me, finding it still sealed in 2025 for $3: "Sold!"
I'm on vacation, so this Caturday it's not my cat, but it is the one I'm sharing a house with.
July 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm on vacation, so this Caturday it's not my cat, but it is the one I'm sharing a house with.
Getting holiday ready. (Yes, I do have this shirt.)
July 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Getting holiday ready. (Yes, I do have this shirt.)
I have today and tomorrow, and then I'm on vacation. I'll be doing stuff like this at work for the next two days.
July 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I have today and tomorrow, and then I'm on vacation. I'll be doing stuff like this at work for the next two days.
Only a handful of days until I'm on vacation, so a heavy workload until then.
It is Caturday, though.
Every week, I run a stick under the dresser to recover the unreachable cat toys. This was today's haul.
It is Caturday, though.
Every week, I run a stick under the dresser to recover the unreachable cat toys. This was today's haul.
June 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Only a handful of days until I'm on vacation, so a heavy workload until then.
It is Caturday, though.
Every week, I run a stick under the dresser to recover the unreachable cat toys. This was today's haul.
It is Caturday, though.
Every week, I run a stick under the dresser to recover the unreachable cat toys. This was today's haul.
Why, yes, it is a holiday.
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Why, yes, it is a holiday.
Caturday? Don't you have anything better to do?
No, no, I dont...
2 cats, 1 spot of sunlight
No, no, I dont...
2 cats, 1 spot of sunlight
June 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Caturday? Don't you have anything better to do?
No, no, I dont...
2 cats, 1 spot of sunlight
No, no, I dont...
2 cats, 1 spot of sunlight
Everyone remembers their first pornbot.
June 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Everyone remembers their first pornbot.
Caturday. Yes, I still celebrate, we need something...
June 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Caturday. Yes, I still celebrate, we need something...
It's on Caturday and the longest day of the workweek for me. That's OK though, it keeps me from worrying about my cats celebrating PerSunday and posting pictures of me that they took while I was sleeping.
May 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It's on Caturday and the longest day of the workweek for me. That's OK though, it keeps me from worrying about my cats celebrating PerSunday and posting pictures of me that they took while I was sleeping.
I'm wishing you well. Take care. This is my good vibes picture of my cat.
May 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm wishing you well. Take care. This is my good vibes picture of my cat.