Jester Dave
@jester-dave.bsky.social
There's a fine line between sarcasm and honesty, and I'll probably cross it.
MAPLE SYRUP WAS ALREADY EXPENSIVE ENOUGH!
Ok, I'll stop yelling, but stop fucking with my maple syrup.
Ok, I'll stop yelling, but stop fucking with my maple syrup.
February 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
MAPLE SYRUP WAS ALREADY EXPENSIVE ENOUGH!
Ok, I'll stop yelling, but stop fucking with my maple syrup.
Ok, I'll stop yelling, but stop fucking with my maple syrup.
"Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die."
www.tvguide.com/movies/inglo...
www.tvguide.com/movies/inglo...
Inglourious Basterds
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January 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die."
www.tvguide.com/movies/inglo...
www.tvguide.com/movies/inglo...
"It wasn't a Nazi salute"
"He's autistic"
Yeah, and he wasn't talking to "actual Nazis" here - is that the excuse this time?
"He's autistic"
Yeah, and he wasn't talking to "actual Nazis" here - is that the excuse this time?
January 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"It wasn't a Nazi salute"
"He's autistic"
Yeah, and he wasn't talking to "actual Nazis" here - is that the excuse this time?
"He's autistic"
Yeah, and he wasn't talking to "actual Nazis" here - is that the excuse this time?
Very interesting read, going beyond alcohol and drugs to lifestyle.
Alcohol and drugs rewire your brain by changing how your genes work – research is investigating how to counteract addiction's effects
Alcohol and drugs rewire your brain by changing how your genes work – research is investigating how to counteract addiction’s effects
Improved understanding of the molecular mechanisms of addiction can change how researchers and clinicians approach treatments.
theconversation.com
January 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Very interesting read, going beyond alcohol and drugs to lifestyle.
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What’s the best diet for healthy sleep? A nutritional epidemiologist explains what food choices will help you get more restful z’s
What’s the best diet for healthy sleep? A nutritional epidemiologist explains what food choices will help you get more restful z’s
A growing body of research is finding a robust link between diet and sleep quality. But it’s not just the usual suspects like caffeine and alcohol that can get in the way of restful sleep.
theconversation.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What’s the best diet for healthy sleep? A nutritional epidemiologist explains what food choices will help you get more restful z’s
CNN put articles behind a paywall?? I already navigate to multiple media sites to compare narrative, but it's odd they would cut off traffic to their site like that. I refuse to pay for news.
January 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
CNN put articles behind a paywall?? I already navigate to multiple media sites to compare narrative, but it's odd they would cut off traffic to their site like that. I refuse to pay for news.
Me looking at the news, dumbfounded by stupidity and absurdity - yet not surprised.
January 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me looking at the news, dumbfounded by stupidity and absurdity - yet not surprised.
I have 3 hens, they had stopped laying for the winter but somebody must have told them egg prices were absurd because I started getting eggs again.
I was fooled by my chickens biological function, I wasn't fooled by political bullshit claiming to lower prices.
I was fooled by my chickens biological function, I wasn't fooled by political bullshit claiming to lower prices.
January 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I have 3 hens, they had stopped laying for the winter but somebody must have told them egg prices were absurd because I started getting eggs again.
I was fooled by my chickens biological function, I wasn't fooled by political bullshit claiming to lower prices.
I was fooled by my chickens biological function, I wasn't fooled by political bullshit claiming to lower prices.
R's: no more government overreach!!
R's: yay the government took away free choice, and banned a whole app from the free market! Suck it "libs"
R's: yay the government took away free choice, and banned a whole app from the free market! Suck it "libs"
January 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
R's: no more government overreach!!
R's: yay the government took away free choice, and banned a whole app from the free market! Suck it "libs"
R's: yay the government took away free choice, and banned a whole app from the free market! Suck it "libs"
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Finally found him
December 17, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Finally found him
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clause =📝
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
clause =📝
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
The wrong person is almost dying in those dreams.
Side note, my gal said this morning that she was attacked by a spider in a dream last night. What spiders are launching attacks?!
Side note, my gal said this morning that she was attacked by a spider in a dream last night. What spiders are launching attacks?!
December 12, 2024 at 3:55 PM
The wrong person is almost dying in those dreams.
Side note, my gal said this morning that she was attacked by a spider in a dream last night. What spiders are launching attacks?!
Side note, my gal said this morning that she was attacked by a spider in a dream last night. What spiders are launching attacks?!
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I said what I said
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I said what I said
Friendship makes the world a better place
Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
December 12, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Friendship makes the world a better place
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Rudolph gets all the love so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Rudolph gets all the love so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
Where I am it's cold, temperamental, and blows you off on a regular basis.
December 12, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Where I am it's cold, temperamental, and blows you off on a regular basis.
New X logo just dropped
December 12, 2024 at 5:13 AM
New X logo just dropped
Wonder what the "bot to not" ratio is on here. Clearly there are tons of fake profiles spam following every account they encounter, but there are some genuine and interesting folks I've come across so far as well. Also odd not knowing if a 'higher profile' type account is really the individual.
December 12, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Wonder what the "bot to not" ratio is on here. Clearly there are tons of fake profiles spam following every account they encounter, but there are some genuine and interesting folks I've come across so far as well. Also odd not knowing if a 'higher profile' type account is really the individual.
I want to be appointed ambassador to the Shire.
Really think I'd be great building relationships with the hobbits
Really think I'd be great building relationships with the hobbits
December 12, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I want to be appointed ambassador to the Shire.
Really think I'd be great building relationships with the hobbits
Really think I'd be great building relationships with the hobbits
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Waste the time of scammers before they get mad and block you 😂
And is mother fucker an insult? I've never seen an issue with fucking peoples mothers.
And is mother fucker an insult? I've never seen an issue with fucking peoples mothers.
December 11, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Waste the time of scammers before they get mad and block you 😂
And is mother fucker an insult? I've never seen an issue with fucking peoples mothers.
And is mother fucker an insult? I've never seen an issue with fucking peoples mothers.
I'd be all about getting into other people's heads. The good, bad, sad, funny, questionable, and scary.
December 11, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I'd be all about getting into other people's heads. The good, bad, sad, funny, questionable, and scary.
Among Us, the game that created assassins and taught killers how to avoid suspicions. The game was really designed by the CIA to further the agenda of class warfare by assigning real world assassins to take out high profile targets 🙄
Can't they just stick to selling crack
Can't they just stick to selling crack
December 11, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Among Us, the game that created assassins and taught killers how to avoid suspicions. The game was really designed by the CIA to further the agenda of class warfare by assigning real world assassins to take out high profile targets 🙄
Can't they just stick to selling crack
Can't they just stick to selling crack
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🌎: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
🇺🇸: know
🇺🇸: know
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
🌎: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
🇺🇸: know
🇺🇸: know