Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex.bsky.social
I protect people from technology, and technology from people. Focused on all things security, defense, risk, and resilience. I brake for wildflowers and chase art history mysteries.
PIZZABALLA
(dammit now I’m hungry)
(dammit now I’m hungry)
May 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
PIZZABALLA
(dammit now I’m hungry)
(dammit now I’m hungry)
I’ve lost count of the poppies. It’s thrilling. Next year I’m going to obliterate the invasive grass so I can see all of them at once and we can toast to the pretty flowers and springtime. It’s gonna be fab.
May 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’ve lost count of the poppies. It’s thrilling. Next year I’m going to obliterate the invasive grass so I can see all of them at once and we can toast to the pretty flowers and springtime. It’s gonna be fab.
Brb, in the garden
April 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Brb, in the garden
Backyard is poppin'! 🧡🌼
April 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Backyard is poppin'! 🧡🌼
"If it's cool with you, Mom, I will not be getting out of bed today at all, nope nope nope"
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"If it's cool with you, Mom, I will not be getting out of bed today at all, nope nope nope"
Now, if a pair of cultures decides to hang out on your chimney or in your trees to sun their outstretched wings — that’s cool, and in some indigenous cultures the horaltic pose is an honorific or a blessing
But absolutely beware the crows
But absolutely beware the crows
April 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Now, if a pair of cultures decides to hang out on your chimney or in your trees to sun their outstretched wings — that’s cool, and in some indigenous cultures the horaltic pose is an honorific or a blessing
But absolutely beware the crows
But absolutely beware the crows
Aren’t they stunning?! There’s a carpet of miniature lupines and a few surprise giants hanging around too!!
March 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Aren’t they stunning?! There’s a carpet of miniature lupines and a few surprise giants hanging around too!!
Weekend garden and meadow shenanigans
March 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Weekend garden and meadow shenanigans
Would it be too much to set up a camera with the monocular to try to get the right shot of this Pacific Hound’s Tongue? It’s one of 13 in the meadow (!!!) but it’s by far the most dramatic of the bunch
Walking straight up to it isn’t an option for a gazillion reasons
Walking straight up to it isn’t an option for a gazillion reasons
March 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Would it be too much to set up a camera with the monocular to try to get the right shot of this Pacific Hound’s Tongue? It’s one of 13 in the meadow (!!!) but it’s by far the most dramatic of the bunch
Walking straight up to it isn’t an option for a gazillion reasons
Walking straight up to it isn’t an option for a gazillion reasons
The dagger eyes from Ellie, who is not into sharing 🫣
March 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The dagger eyes from Ellie, who is not into sharing 🫣
How am I supposed to get anything done when I’ve got a standing triple dog dare to lounge about in the sun on the last day of the warm spell?!
February 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How am I supposed to get anything done when I’ve got a standing triple dog dare to lounge about in the sun on the last day of the warm spell?!
First California poppy bloom of the season!
February 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
First California poppy bloom of the season!
Just some shenanigans with the pups
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Just some shenanigans with the pups
There is now cake 🍰
July 31, 2024 at 5:06 AM
There is now cake 🍰
Cannot believe how floofy this dingus is IRL
July 24, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Cannot believe how floofy this dingus is IRL
“I am scanning the horizon for threats to a peaceful Monday morning and so far all we’ve got is the usual bullshit”
July 22, 2024 at 4:35 PM
“I am scanning the horizon for threats to a peaceful Monday morning and so far all we’ve got is the usual bullshit”
Cancel my meetings, I have an emergency and it’s basically this Alexander McQueen bow bag
May 14, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Cancel my meetings, I have an emergency and it’s basically this Alexander McQueen bow bag
Okay, a fun thing to do is to pretend that your drink glass is a very large microphone and then sing along with the band when they ask for crowd participation
Extra points if you have a candle.gif you roll out when the band is playing a song that warrants pulling out a lighter tbh
Extra points if you have a candle.gif you roll out when the band is playing a song that warrants pulling out a lighter tbh
March 17, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Okay, a fun thing to do is to pretend that your drink glass is a very large microphone and then sing along with the band when they ask for crowd participation
Extra points if you have a candle.gif you roll out when the band is playing a song that warrants pulling out a lighter tbh
Extra points if you have a candle.gif you roll out when the band is playing a song that warrants pulling out a lighter tbh
Ellie Rose roasting her belly and toes
January 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Ellie Rose roasting her belly and toes
Does anyone need a cute dog?? This little one named Orient Express is super adorable and in need of a loving home and family to binge watch Poirot mysteries with dpsrescue.org/adopt/pet-de...
January 17, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Does anyone need a cute dog?? This little one named Orient Express is super adorable and in need of a loving home and family to binge watch Poirot mysteries with dpsrescue.org/adopt/pet-de...
So far we have a diamond and ruby tiara (it's fine), but no gorgeous daytime parures like Josephine's favorite (again Nitot/Chaumet)
January 13, 2024 at 5:59 AM
So far we have a diamond and ruby tiara (it's fine), but no gorgeous daytime parures like Josephine's favorite (again Nitot/Chaumet)
If this one doesn't make a showing, either, it will be an absolute disgrace
January 13, 2024 at 5:17 AM
If this one doesn't make a showing, either, it will be an absolute disgrace
If we don't get to see the good Nitot (Chaumet) parure with the intaglios within the next 30 minutes after the level of carnage that just happened, I'm going to scream
January 13, 2024 at 5:15 AM
If we don't get to see the good Nitot (Chaumet) parure with the intaglios within the next 30 minutes after the level of carnage that just happened, I'm going to scream