Jess W Clark
@jesswclark.bsky.social
I have absolutely no idea how to use the chat function
I’ve found that most celebrities are quite skittish in the wild. Your best bet is to pretend like you don’t notice them- you can’t show a flicker of recognition.
Soon he’ll be following you down the street and asking for directions
Soon he’ll be following you down the street and asking for directions
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’ve found that most celebrities are quite skittish in the wild. Your best bet is to pretend like you don’t notice them- you can’t show a flicker of recognition.
Soon he’ll be following you down the street and asking for directions
Soon he’ll be following you down the street and asking for directions
On TV twice a year every year. We only had 2 channels
a woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountains
ALT: a woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountains
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
On TV twice a year every year. We only had 2 channels
That is a very cool rock
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That is a very cool rock
Aw shucks sorry for making a stupid assumption
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Aw shucks sorry for making a stupid assumption
Maybe
just maybe
You could learn to make sushi yourself?
If your gf lets you use the kitchen
just maybe
You could learn to make sushi yourself?
If your gf lets you use the kitchen
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Maybe
just maybe
You could learn to make sushi yourself?
If your gf lets you use the kitchen
just maybe
You could learn to make sushi yourself?
If your gf lets you use the kitchen
Now THAT is sad
Please get outside you need to find something to cheer you up
Please get outside you need to find something to cheer you up
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Now THAT is sad
Please get outside you need to find something to cheer you up
Please get outside you need to find something to cheer you up
I get free range eggs from my neighbor. There’s no sad way to eat a good egg
You enjoy what you enjoy
The kids say:
“Don’t yuck my yum”
You enjoy what you enjoy
The kids say:
“Don’t yuck my yum”
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I get free range eggs from my neighbor. There’s no sad way to eat a good egg
You enjoy what you enjoy
The kids say:
“Don’t yuck my yum”
You enjoy what you enjoy
The kids say:
“Don’t yuck my yum”
Also, you asked for advice. I showed you the low effort recipe and you just flamed back.
Mean
Mean
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Also, you asked for advice. I showed you the low effort recipe and you just flamed back.
Mean
Mean
Sunny side up makes farts too
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sunny side up makes farts too
Take one hard boiled egg.
Sprinkle with celery salt. Mash with a forkful of mayo.
Whap it on a Sammy.
easy-peasy
Sprinkle with celery salt. Mash with a forkful of mayo.
Whap it on a Sammy.
easy-peasy
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Take one hard boiled egg.
Sprinkle with celery salt. Mash with a forkful of mayo.
Whap it on a Sammy.
easy-peasy
Sprinkle with celery salt. Mash with a forkful of mayo.
Whap it on a Sammy.
easy-peasy
I have never heard them called that
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have never heard them called that
Pineapple on pizza is great! anchovies on pizza are great!
Not the same pizza though. Your mistake was to put them on the pizza together.
Not the same pizza though. Your mistake was to put them on the pizza together.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Pineapple on pizza is great! anchovies on pizza are great!
Not the same pizza though. Your mistake was to put them on the pizza together.
Not the same pizza though. Your mistake was to put them on the pizza together.
Tourtierre
Traditionally purchased frozen from small local butcher or specialty bakery
Sides of Brussels sprout, carrots
Traditionally purchased frozen from small local butcher or specialty bakery
Sides of Brussels sprout, carrots
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tourtierre
Traditionally purchased frozen from small local butcher or specialty bakery
Sides of Brussels sprout, carrots
Traditionally purchased frozen from small local butcher or specialty bakery
Sides of Brussels sprout, carrots
You could maybe just get vaccinated? It worked for Polio and it’s working for Covid
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You could maybe just get vaccinated? It worked for Polio and it’s working for Covid
Accidentally? They accidentally did the first thing any geologist does when trying to identify a rock? Pretty sure those robots are programmed to break rocks
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Accidentally? They accidentally did the first thing any geologist does when trying to identify a rock? Pretty sure those robots are programmed to break rocks
And you get more reactions for complaining that something you want to happen rarely does- if you had just asked for book recommendations would you have gotten any?
Says something about human nature as well
Says something about human nature as well
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And you get more reactions for complaining that something you want to happen rarely does- if you had just asked for book recommendations would you have gotten any?
Says something about human nature as well
Says something about human nature as well
We love you Chuck, but you might want to research a little anatomy and physiology
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
We love you Chuck, but you might want to research a little anatomy and physiology
not me, but Highway to the Danger Zone is in there
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
not me, but Highway to the Danger Zone is in there
They make low dose inhalation steroids that go straight to the lungs and can be less harmful. Good luck
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They make low dose inhalation steroids that go straight to the lungs and can be less harmful. Good luck